What do tigers hate? Cinnamon. Quote your favorite lines from The Hangover while wearing this Human Tree Hangover T-Shirt. It’s cool like Phil’s.
The seasonal distress of the summer months fading and the sun visiting us less and less each day can certainly get to us all. For some of us, it can sure get exhausting. So, when Halloween starts to creep ever closer, while many are diving into some seriously creative costuming, the rest of us occasionally realize just how much energy that is going to drain as we try to keep up with the perfect body-painted and hand-stitched Gamora costume. It’s rough! Some years, we just want to be able to show up to the party, smile at some friends, and enjoy ourselves!If that is the case, we’ve got the perfect blend of simple and relaxed yet creepy and curious that will set your mind at ease and still give your party-going companions enough of a what the heck!? sensation that you’ll feel like you belong. Ta-da! It is the Human Tree Hangover T-Shirt. This 100% cotton T is comfortable and amazingly easy to put on… so long as you aren’t already wearing several other shirts, that is. Featuring the black and white illustrations of a human head with roots and a tree growing straight out of the skull, this shirt offers your friends a good creepy shudder while you can fill your mug and plate with festive treats, all while being able to avoid the awkward angles of maneuvering while in a full-length cloak!
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This Supergirl costume t-shirt makes an easy Halloween costume for adults. Wear this superhero costume t-shirt for Halloween or for a fun run!
Alright here’s the problem: you have to take someone trick-or-treating this year, maybe it’s your child, maybe a niece or nephew, or maybe just some neighbor kid who keeps hanging around asking you to take him trick-or-treating again (this kid you might want to take back to his house, just to be safe). And so you need a costume. But not just any costume, of course, because nothing is ever easy. Your costume needs to match their costume. And what is their costume, you’re wondering? Well, of course their costume is Batman, just like every year. So Batman needs a good teammate, again which means that you’re going to need to pull off a convincing Superman on short notice. Except you’re a girl, and you’re not dressing up as Superman if you don’t have to.Well guess what, lady? You don’t have to! Because finally there’s an answer. Do you want to put much effort into your costume? Not really, because you’re in it for some kicks but you’re not super serious about being canonically accurate about the whole Supergirl persona. Do you still want to look your absolute best while wearing a cape? Of course, who doesn’t want to show off a little? This is the costume for you. This is the icing on the cake and it is also the cake which you get to have and also eat (a little hard to follow that one but trust us it all makes sense). This costume pulls it all together, easy and quick. And isn’t that what we all want in life? Just one thing to be a little bit easy and a little bit quick? Well, it doesn’t take super powers, but we’ve got you covered.
Material: Cotton (100%)
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Play that funky music white boy! Now you can get down with your bad self once you slip into a pair of these Gold Daddio Pimp Shoes. Jive talk and gold teeth not included.
Let’s see here. Your suit is super fine. You’ve got the shirt with the long lapels and the suit coat that looks divine. When you put on such such gnarly threads, you look ready to wear a hole in that dance floor. But an amazing suit isn’t enough, Daddio. You need to get yourself a solid pair of kicks to go with those amazing threads, and no simple sneaker will do. Check out our Gold Daddio Pimp Shoes. These babies are gold colored with three-inch platform heels that will make sure you stand out in a crowd and take home that disco trophy you’ve been eyeing up. The metallic finish of these heels will look ultra groovy under the disco ball while you wow them with your special version of The Funky Chicken. Get yourself a pair of these, maybe some killer chains and shades, and you’ll be the hottest thing on the dance floor, fo’ sho.
Material: Patent Leather
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Take control of the mob in the Men’s Ruthless Gangster Costume. This costume is sure to strike some fear into people!
Gangster bizGangster biz? We know you’re all about it. After all, you are the one who’s been plotting a criminal empire. Yup, everything from small-town shakedowns to smuggling hooch across the border, well, you’ve got your bases covered. In fact, we think the only thing to do is to get dressed up and introduce yourself to the world as your new alias. Got a slick name picked out?In addition to creating a gangster persona, you’re also going to need a slick, new outfit. You know the type. Pinstripe suit, fedora, and a flower on the lapel. We’ve got it all covered, because we, of course, have your back with all the top costume selections. And it’s a sure bet that this Men’s Ruthless Gangster Costume will be just the one you’re looking for!Design & DetailsMade and designed right here in our own costume studios, we studied up on classic 20s styles, and decided a vest and pants combo would be just the right look for a brand new style. This costume was created with that idea in mind! It comes with a shirt, vest, pants, and a necktie. The vest and pants look like real suit pieces, and the gray with light pinstripes looks particularly debonair. The shirt and tie round out the ensemble, and you can add a fedora, Tommy gun, and saddle shoes to complete the style as we have it pictured. (Accessories sold separately.)A grand old timeWe’ve got your back with this Ruthless Gangster Costume, and we’re sure you’ll have a grand old time this Halloween when you decide on a gangster theme. Outfit all your friends and costume partners in one of our styles, and you’ll be ready to run the mob!
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Vibe out in a Men’s 1960s Accessory Kit! Stay groovy and far out in this instant hippie kit. Finally you’ll make peace and not war in this kit!
Hey, it’s cool with us if you feel like letting your inner-hippie out for a little fresh air. It’s a far out way to get in touch with the universe and hug your neighbor, man. We don’t wanna harsh your buzz or anything, but it takes a little more than putting on a tie dyed shirt and listening to some killer tunes in the back of a van to get into the spirit of the 60’s.Adding a 1960s Accessory Kit to your groovy costume will make you look totally, like… far out, man! This collection of flower power paraphernalia will have you looking like you just got back from Woodstock; including a cool pair of blue-tinted shades, a trippy looking headband, and a peace sign pendent, to show everyone that you’re all about love, not war. All you’ll need to do then is remember not to bogart the chips, and everything will be totally chill, man!
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If you’re one of the folks who has never stopped believin’ in the power of Disco, then our Plus Size Disco Dude Shirt is the right pick for you! Available in 2X/3X.
ALL DIVA DUDES, REPORT TO THE DANCE FLOORWith all the dance crazes happening these days, keeping up is difficult. As soon as you start getting the hang of one dance, a new one goes viral. Mastering the art of ‘the floss’ posed more of a challenge than learning a foreign language and don’t get us started on the trials and tribulations that came along with attempting Drake’s “In My Feelings” challenge. (It almost ended with serious injuries, but spoiler alert, we survived.) Do you ever miss going to the club and not feel anxious because you aren’t up-to-date on the hottest dance trends? Ugh, the good old days! Well, now there’s a way to get back to your roots and relive simpler times when fellow clubgoers were doing the hustle and the lawnmower, moves that requires way less coordination and skill. This Halloween, make classic dance moves from the past trendy again! Wear the disco dude plus size shirt costume, hit the clubs, and break out some older, safer, less complicated dance moves. Plenty of people will thank you for it; us included! PRODUCT DETAILSBefore we begin to describe this sparkly shirt, please note, this costume only contains this amazing long-sleeve; the pants are sold separately. The knit shirt has attached, iridescent, rainbow sequins and a wide wing collar. This garment also features real, functional buttons on the sleeve cuffs and down the center front. ACCESSORIES, YA DIG?If you really want to make a splash at the party with far-out duds paired with blast-from-the-past dance moves, then pick up some must-needed accessories too. Pick up the black sequin disco pants, a gold ‘disco’ necklace, platform shoes, an afro wig and a pair of aviator shades to imitate the exact look pictured here.
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Head out on the town in this Men’s Greedy Gangster Costume and stir up some fun. Get into character as a tough mobster thug looking for a good time.
A serious MobsterAh, so running a small-time mob ain’t quite enough for you? You’ve got your sights set on running a crime syndicate that controls the entire coast? Whew, buddy. Those are some lofty expectations. But, we got your back! We think a serious mobster like yourself probably has the mettle to make it the top, provided you take some important steps. One of the first, and foremost, is going to be dressing for the part. If you’re going to be the richest crime boss to be found, you better have the look to match. And we have it ready for ya, with this Mens’ Greedy Gangster Costume!Design & DetailsWe made and designed this costume right here in our own costume studios because gangster costumes are one of our favorite themes. And our customers seem to agree because they’re always a top seller! This costume ensemble comes with a jacket, pants, scarf, and tie. The jacket and pants are styled just like a suit, in slick white with pinstripes and black accents. The pants match, and you can wear your own dress shirt with the elastic band tie. Wrap the scarf around your neck, and you’ll be ready to roll. Of course, you might want to pick up some accessories like the ones we have it pictured, as those pieces are sold separately.Relive the gangster eraWe do want to be perfectly clear that we never, ever encourage our customers to go on a crime spree. But, with a little bit of Halloween magic and a bit of imagination, you can transport yourself back to the American gangster era of the 20s and 30s. It’s costume fun, after all, where the guns are plastic but the hooch is real!
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Keep your legs warm just like they did in the 80s with these hot pink leg warmers. They’re a great accessory to have for any 80s costume this Halloween.
Are you tired of wearing pants? Do you ever feel constricted by socks that cover your whole foot? Do you have ankles that get colder than the rest of your body? Do you ever catch yourself thinking, “Man, if only I took take these shirt sleeves and wear them on my calves!” If so, then friend, get ready, because these Hot Pink Leg Warmers are for you!Made of an acrylic/spandex blend, these leg warmers stretch for a comfortable fit, but won’t stretch out – they also have elastic on the ends to hold them in place, which is especially handy when you’re Flashdancing all over your warehouse loft. The hot pink color is perfect for any and all TV dance contests, neon-colored dance clubs, ballet auditions with a twist, hard-won town-sanctioned proms, low-impact aerobics videos, or even just strutting down the hallway of a competitive performing arts high school. So the next time you say, “Hey, pants? No thanks!”, just slip these babies around your ankles, contemplate changing your name to Heather, and get ready for the warmest – and yet coolest – legs of your life!
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This Men’s Plus Size Smooth Criminal Costume has a classic look from the 1920’s If you need to look like a mob boss in a hurry, there’s no better outfit! Available in 2X.
Are you a straight up, old school gangster? And when we say old school, we mean really old school. Like, 1920’s old school. Then this swanky Plus Size Smooth Criminal Costume is right up your alley!It takes one bold wiseguy to strut around town in a white suit, and not just because their particular line of work can get messy from time to time (seriously, who eats marinara sauce while wearing white??). It also makes them stand out in a crowd, and during the Roaring Twenties, when Prohibition is in full swing and sharply dressed gangsters probably make their money off of bootlegged giggle water, standing out doesn’t make them seem like such “wise” guys, after all. But that’s what makes them such smooth criminals! It takes nerves of steel to drive past a group of cops in your shiny new Cadillac and your crisp, white suit. And if they try to stop you, just slip them a couple hundred bucks that you made from your last job. It’s all good, there’s plenty more where that came from, capisce?Not that we condone bootlegging or bribing police officers, but we’re just saying, if you were a gangster in the 20’s, that would be a pretty smooth move to pull off! This classy white, pinstripe suit can almost make you look that cool, too, and it comes with a black shirt front and attached white tie, for a real swanky vibe. Then, just put some pomade in your hair, and get yourself some white dress shoes and a fedora, and you’ll look like a true vintage mafioso!
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Disco never dies! Jump back into disco fever with a pair of Disco Ball Earrings. Keep that party going all night long with a pair of groovy earrings!
Do the Hustle! It’s time to catch disco fever and dance the night away! Every night’s Saturday night when you’re wearing these Silver Disco Earrings! (You might want to gingerly take them off before getting involved in any Saturday night fighting though.) Before you go to shake your groove thing down at Studio 54, be sure you look fly in a white polyester suit, have your shirt collar over your lapels like a drunk dad at midnight at a wedding, and pair of Silver Disco Ball Earrings to top it all off. Tony Manero would be proud as you spin on the dance floor in a silver haze.Mirror balls had actually been a fixture in dance halls (or discotheques, duh) for nearly a hundred years before the disco music explosion of the late 70s. So why are they so synonymous with the age of copious hairspray and nylon clothes? Who knows! Maybe there’s something about the sultry strains of Donna Summer and funky beats of Giorgio Moroder that just made people want to stare in a bunch of tiny mirrors and lose themselves like nothing ever had before. Yeah, that’s probably it. Whatever it was, there’ll be no mistaking what you’re going for (they’re not exactly subtle) in these Silver Disco Ball Earrings.
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