Put on this Plus Size Disco Diva Costume for women and dance your way through your next costume party. Available in 1X/2X and 3X/4X.
Someone once said that disco is dead. Or at least we’ve heard people always say that they say disco is dead. Whoever “they” is, right? Well if disco really is dead, they better get ready because you’re bringing it back from the grave! They can take their negativity and leave the dance floor, or be swept up in the magic that is disco!But you know what? Disco isn’t dead. Disco never even died! Don’t believe us? Ask ABBA. Ask Barry Gibb (for all the young folks out there, he was in the Bee Gees. If you don’t know who the Bee Gees are, we can’t help you)! In fact, just point your finger at your hip and then back up toward the sky. You call that dead? That’s disco, pumpkin! So it’s time to light up the dance floor, turn up the music, break out the bell bottoms, warm up your vocal chords (this is a pretty long to do list. Are you sure you don’t want to get a pen and paper or something?), put on your make up and your high heels, fro up that hair and dance! In this two-piece metallic outfit, you’re no longer the normal woman your friends and family know. When you’re rocking the bell cuff sleeves you’re not that mild-mannered lady your coworkers know. You’re more than that, so much more, when you step out on the dance floor. You know what you are. You’re a diva! You’re a dancing queen! And now it’s time to get on out there looking like a gift from heaven as you teach all the kids out there what disco is really all about!
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Have you ever been rockin’ the air guitar and dreamed of having the hair of a true 80s rocker? This blonde heavy metal wig makes it a reality. Yeah, you read it right. Stop dreaming and start being.
Rock on!So you, and your friends started a Guns and Roses cover band called The Paradise City Five. You mostly play local bars, but lately you’ve been garnering more interest with your wicked tunes. You didn’t expect to gain such fame, but here it is, right at your feet. You need to get the right kind of style now that more people will be paying to see you cover all the great songs.You need to get yourself a leather jacket. A denim vest, and of course you need to grow your hair out to a head bang-able length. Or you could skip the hassle of having to brush out your luscious locks by clicking “Add to Cart”, and getting this Blonde Heavy Metal Wig. You won’t have to worry about your 9 to 5 job not liking your long flowing hair either. Hopefully soon you can just quit that crummy job and live off your music.
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Head to the disco and get your groove on! Dance the night away in this Men’s Leisure Suit Plaid Costume!
Sleazy Salesman DialogueYou know the trope of the sleazy car salesman? They’re the characters that are ready to sell you a lemon and call it lemonade. That’s no one we’d want to run into in real life. But in a way, that makes it a great costume to wear for Halloween! You can just turn up the sleaze once the 31st rolls around. It’s not often you get to say cheesy stuff like, “Anyone who hesitates is lost” or “She’s a beaut” or “Am I right or am I right”. Just be sure you stride around with confidence. Slide those thumbs over your waistband, slip a new piece of gum into your mouth and you’ll be able to sell anything. Sure, maybe folks are buying that 1972 Mercury just so you get off their back but you still made a sale. Get ready to step out onto the sales floor in this eye-watering yellow plaid suit. Product DetailsThis yellow plaid suit has a ridiculous wide collar. The front pockets are perfect for whipping out your business card with a wink. The jacket buttons up the front while the trousers slightly flare at the bottom, giving you plenty of room to rock those platform shoes those seventies gents used to rock. Sealing the DealIt’s about time the sleazy part of the seventies was brought back to the surface. We’re sure the people who lived through that era or going to groan when they see this leisure suit. And good for them. They lived through shag carpeting and wood paneling. But we think the people who didn’t live through that decade need to have that experience. Maybe they’ll even lend you a pair of those ridiculous coke bottle lens glasses. Browse through our accessories to fund jewelry, wigs, and even chest hair to up that sleaze factor.
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This pair of white disco pants for women can be paired with any of our retro paisley shirts for a complete 70s style makeover.
Ah yes, here we go! They say fashion is cyclical, but bell-bottomed disco pants have never gone out of style. They look good, they feel good, and they make heads turn. Besides, the 70s was an incredible decade. Don’t scoff at us, it’s true! Movies? The Godfather (I and II), Jaws, Taxi Driver, Star Wars, The Exorcist. We could go on. Music? Led Zeppelin, Neil Young, Abba, The Bee Gees, Queen, Springsteen, let alone all that music each of the Beatles made after they broke up. Television? M*A*S*H, All in the Family, Happy Days, The Jeffersons, Welcome Back, Kotter! We rest our case.A high-rise waistline, fitted thighs, flared to bell-bottom cuffs? That doesn’t sound like clothing, it sounds like a recipe, a recipe to looking incredible! Add it all up and what do you get? Your legs kickin’ it, walking around town looking hotter than the surface of the sun on a cloud-free summer day. You know how people can’t stop looking at their phones these days? If you’re wearing these pants, people won’t be able to stop looking at you. Why? That’s the secret of the bell-bottom, girl. So go on and get it.
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I want you! to get this Mens Deluxe Uncle Sam Costume… it looks like it just jumped off the poster!
Uncle Sam wants you…to take over his duties so he can go on vacation.You know, Uncle Sam wasn’t the first to personify the United States. No the very first was a female iteration named Columbia, who first appeared in 1738. She was often associated with Lady Liberty. Then came Brother Johnathan, sometime during the American Revolution.Then, during the War of 1812, we finally met Uncle Sam. And since then he has meant a lot of things to a lot of different people. For some, he embodies the government. Others feel he is like the spiritual brother of the United States. Sometimes he is a recruiter for the armed forces. And once a year he is a guy walking on stilts through the Fourth of July parade.This year he could be you! With this Men’s Deluxe Uncle Sam Costume, you can be the next one to personify the United States. You can call your brothers, and sisters to war (but only if you need to). Or, you can ask the girl dressed as Columbia (or even Lady Liberty) to dance at the Fourth of July picnic. Then watch the fireworks together. Either way, don’t do anything that would bring shame on the United States (like blowing something up with firecrackers) as you are dressed up as our favorite Uncle. Nobody needs the PR nightmare of cleaning up after Uncle Sam. Maybe just hang out with Brother Johnathan during the Independence day festivities.
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Give your daughter a history lesson in this Child Pink Flapper Costume–and give her a lesson in how to dance the Charleston.
Your little girl is all about the Roaring 20s. You can pin her interest for this time period down to her seeing The Great Gatsby. You didn’t even know she was awake, but then there she was dancing with all those people at a legendary Jay Gatsby party.You can pretty much bet her interest has nothing to do with the speakeasies, but rather in all those pretty dresses. The ones that sway back and forth when people dance the Charleston. She likes the beaded necklaces, and the lacey headbands. Heck, she’s even taken a liking to the music. And now she is begging for her birthday party to be like a Jay Gatsby party. With the fancy dresses, and fun music. Now all you have to do is find her a swingin’ dress to wear.She will be so excited when she sees this Child Pink Flapper Costume. So excited that she won’t even mind that her Gatsby-esq party is being held at the mini-golf place. She’ll be too busy swingin’ and swayin’ to really care. Just pour her some sparkling apple juice in a fancy plastic glass (like the ones you have left over from your New Years Eve party) and put on some big band music and let her enjoy the fancy life. Just don’t forget to grab some beaded necklaces and a pink lace headband for the birthday girl!
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Get this Purple Pimp Costume and be the coolest cat in the ‘hood! The cheetah print trim adds dash and flair to this snazzy outfit.
Sure, his business is a little different than ours. He doesn’t work your typical nine to five shifts. He sure doesn’t do any heavy lifting or sitting behind a keyboard for hours. When you see him on the street you might get confused about what his job actually is. Or if he even has a job. . .but you’re sure to be surprised!But the man in purple does, in fact, have a job. He has a pretty fly job, in fact, he’s always working it! Who do you think keeps the underground disco scene going? The guy in purple does, duh. He owns a nightclub. A disco nightclub. They play Stayin’ Alive, and I will Survive, followed by Super Freak. The girls all go crazy for a guy who knows how to move. And if there is one thing disco does, it moves.So if you are ready to show off your moves to That’s the Way I Like it, grab this Purple Pimp Costume with its leopard print and velvet fabric! You will have all the coolest folks telling you how to fly you look in your gold chains and leopard print lapels. All those fuddy-duddy nine to fivers will be begging to get into your underground disco dance club. And that doesn’t even take into account the lovely people who will be looking to boogie with you out on the dance floor. We’re sure they’ll be dressed up too, in their flyest outfits and their sparkliest jewelry. All to get a disco dance with the Purple Disco Man!
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If you’re an old-timey strongman or a ripped bodybuilder this year, you’re going to want this Inflatable 1000 lb Barbell to prove your feats of strength!
Hey, how much can you bench? That’s always a good conversation starter, if you find yourself in a crowd of people you don’t know too well, and need to break the ice. If you also happen to be a workout buff, it’s a good way to show off and impress everyone with your feats of strength. But, you’ve got to be careful when making claims of how much you can lift, since you never know when someone may challenge you to a lift-off! The best way to be prepared for this kind of occasion is to simply carry around your own barbell. If you aren’t actually a ripped bodybuilder though, you may want to carry this Inflatable Barbell, instead of a real one. It clearly has “1000 LB” printed on it, so when you tell people you can lift a thousand pound barbell, you technically aren’t making it up. It also makes a funny accessory to an ol’ timey strongman outfit. So, go ahead and show off those guns!
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Take a chill pill, Denise. Just because you’re like wearing a pair of White 80s Glasses doesn’t mean you can get all rude like Kanye West. For real!!! Take it down a notch, I’m so sure you’re taking your love for him way too far.
Our costume historians have pored over the books, and used the great search engines day and night to perfect the various formulas for creating the greatest costumes for every era of humanity. The one that was the easiest? Totally the eighties. Like, how can that rocking era be soooo difficult to do? It was the height of great things like neon colors, bleached jeans, and fantastic dance number movies! Even the majesty of the mullet graced this unworthy world with its splendor during this period. You heard us right, the king of all hairstyles was invented by the people of the time. Our best advice to you for your perfect eighties costume? Accessorize yourself into the ground! You should start with these fantastic white shutter shades. Slap them on your face and be ready to dance the night away. Sure Kanye West loves wearing these things, but don’t let that discourage you from bringing back the good name these babies had back in the day!
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Complete your Pimp Daddy costume with this Jumbo Gold Chain! This jump chain shows that you mean business!
A thing for the BlingNo matter how simple your life is, everyone is drawn to a little bling every once in a while. Sure, we don’t all go around wearing gold watches or tailor-made suits. But every so often even those people who wear only gray and never indulge in the shiny section of the store sees something glimmering in a window of a store downtown and are drawn to stare at it, like a moth to a flame. And here’s the thing. You don’t need to subscribe to Tiffanys to indulge that inclination. All you need is a chain that’ll add some flash to your costume cause even if you’re not flashy everyone has a secret thing for the bling. Product DetailsThis chunky golden chain is sure to add just what you needed to a variety of different costumes! With twenty-four inches of shining links, you can just throw this chain over your head and head out the door with extra shiny confidence. You’re GoldenSometimes costumes are made by the accessories. This chain will help you really get into character. So spend some time posing in the mirror and taking a couple selfies. You’re not just you’re everyday self. You’re golden!
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