We’ll ship your treasure straight to your door when you throw in a pair of Gold Pirate Coins! It’s the most affordable way to dress like a pirate with all the right accessories!
A pirate lives for two things: the warm breeze and salty water blowing on their face as they freely sail the Seven Seas, and gold! Gold pays for all the food, boots, rum, gunpowder, and everything else needed to find more gold. And, if you have never had the experience of cracking opening a treasure chest full of glittering gold doubloons, you don’t know what you’re missing! Since gold is crazy-expensive and nobody really carries sacks of it around nowadays, you probably won’t get to roll around on a pile of riches any time soon. Luckily, if you are just dressing up as a pirate, you don’t really need real treasure to pull off the look. Just stuff some replica Gold Pirate Coins in your pockets, and you’ll get a little taste of why pirates spend their lives chasing after the real thing. Who knows, you may even decide to take up the pirating life, and go plunder some gold of your own!
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Use this Nightstick to beat the law into would be offenders. When the lawless are out of control, it’s up to you to bring them to justice.
Did you know that there’s a thing called Big Stick Ideology? It refers to U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt’s famous statement on foreign policy: “I have always been fond of the West African proverb: “Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.” Roosevelt described this style as “the exercise of intelligent forethought and of decisive action sufficiently far in advance of any likely crisis.” The idea of negotiating peacefully but simultaneously threatening with the “big stick”, or the military, has been one that the majority of US presidents have stuck closely to since Roosevelt was in office.Anyway, what we’re trying to say is: When you know you’ve got all the power, it’s easy to come correct at conflict! That’s why this deluxe Nightstick is so great – it adds a touch of authenticity to your officer costume, but it lets people know all on its own that you are not to be messed with. So you can chill out, relax, and enjoy all the benefits that come from being the Good Cop with a big (night)stick!
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Your sky blue crayon costume is not complete until you add these Sky Blue Crayon Footless Tights!
Do you ever get tired of your plain black and nude tights? Sure they are ‘adult’ and they make your legs look really nice. But, still. Sometimes you want a little color in your life. A little bit more fun and spunk. Yeah, you can buy lots of fun shoes and cute skirts, but that gets expensive real quick.Tights are far cheaper, but just as much fun as shoes and skirts. And, with a variety it is easy to change up any outfit. These Sky Blue Crayon Footless Tights can be easily combined with a black dress or that adorable multi colored galaxy skirt, or a Sky Blue Crayon Tank Dress. It can be more difficult to decide what not to wear these with. Whatever you choose though, these tights are sure to make your night a little more fun.
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This Rasta hat with dreadlocks is an authentic Rasta tam that can be worn for Halloween. Get one of our Rasta hats for a funny costume this Halloween.
In matters of the heart and of Halloween costumes, and we guess in general, we like to keep an open mind. But there’s a difference between keeping our minds open and actively expanding them. And when we hear about some of the things people do because they want to expand their minds, we get a little dizzy.It’s just that the human cranium is designed to contain a certain amount of gray matter. If you play around too much with the density of the stuff inside your head, there can be some seriously disorienting side effects. We think. We heard most of this from a guy in an alley in Jamaica, but that’s beside the point. He said that if we really want to free our minds, we need a set of dreadlocks like this. Like a seatbelt, he said, for your noodle. Whatever that means.
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Poof is only a petticoat away! You’ll never feel as delicate, feminine or classy until you’ve slipped into this White Lace Petticoat.
ROMEO: But soft! What light through yonder window breaks! It is the east, and White Lace Petticoats are the sun!Some people think that Shakespeare has no place in a modern online catalog of Halloween costumes and accessories, but we’re determined to prove them wrong. In the process, however, we’re contractually obligated to highlight the virtues of a fun and functional White Lace Petticoat, so friends, Romans, countrymen: lend us your ears, if you will.Because a White Lace Petticoat makes a really convenient and inexpensive addition to a skirt or short dress if the wearer would like to add a frilly touch to their outfit and ensure that they get to decide who is privy to a glimpse of their privates! It’s as simple as that. Now back to The Bard, brought to you by this versatile undergarment!Shall I compare thee to a White Lace Petticoat?Thou art more lovely and more temperate…
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Don’t be caught without your piece. Protect yourself and your crew with this Gangster Gun & Shoulder Holster. The streets are mean but you’re meaner, aren’t you?
You can get much farther with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.We don’t know if we believe that, since kind words and good manners have always worked out pretty well for us, but do you know who said that? That was Al Capone, himself, and since he knows a thing or two about being a successful gangster (as long as it doesn’t involve paying taxes) it must be true. So, if you plan on crashing a costume party dressed up like a real wiseguy, you betta’ be packin’ heat, capisce?This Gangster Gun with Holster is just the kind of gat a costumed mafioso would strap on when he goes out for the day. The low profile realistic looking holster matches your custom tailored Italian costume suit, and perfectly fits the included orange plastic snub nose revolver toy. It also looks great with a private eye or detective costume, if you’d rather bust goons than be one!
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This Child Native American Princess Costume is styled to look like historical Native American garments. Great for a historic-themed party!
Product DetailsTransform your tyke with this Child Native American-inspired costume. It is made to resemble clothing worn hundreds of years ago. This sleeveless pullover dress has self-ties for size adjustment and a faux suede poncho style cape lined with fringe and brocade ribbon. Your kiddo’s hair can be decorated with felt barrettes that are decorated with feathers on top of a metal hair clip. Be sure to look for other accessories to create your chosen style from head to toe.
Child Native American Costumes
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This adult biker vest is a great biker Halloween costume for any event. This biker vest is great for a Village People costume or a dog the bounty hunter costume.
Hey, you ride Harley, pal? Prepare to answer this sort of question early and often, because there’s no way you won’t be mistaken for a rough and tough biker in this vest. It’s just the accessory for anyone looking to establish themselves as a rowdy king of the open road, without actually putting in the grunt work for a shady, loosely-organized group of dudes. We actually have it on good authority that this vest qualifies you for most low-tier biker gangs and for the sales department at your local Harley shop!And maybe you do ride Harley! In which case, cool! But we know that after you’ve spent all day cruisin’ on your mean hog, you’re going to wish you had worn a sweet leather vest like this. It makes the ride that much more smooth, the look complete, and handlebar mustaches acceptable.
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You’ll have a detailed and unique look this Halloween when you’re wearing this queen of hearts playing card costume. Add it to any of our other costumes for a great Wonderland theme idea.
“Off with their heads!”It’s been said (not by us) that she isn’t quite playing with a full deck. But somehow the Queen of Hearts manages to hold court wherever she goes. We think it’s because some things about her just don’t change – her undeniable command presence, her fiery temper, and definitely that signature catchphrase, to name just a few. But why threaten beheadings in the same old, tired way?Not that we condone such things, of course. But the regal Queen of Hearts Playing Card Costume will let you bring a style all your own to this iconic baddie. The queen has been menacing daring young British girls for as long as we can remember, and now she can be the all-new monarch of mean…or mystery. That’s completely up to you (how you rule Wonderland is your royal prerogative, we happily remind you). And it doesn’t matter if you’re playing solo, or packing a full house of kings, jokers, and aces for your royal escort. Walk into any Halloween party or masquerade wearing this unique, kaleidoscopic dress, and the red carpets will roll faster than any heads you’ve ever seen.The Queen of Hearts Playing Card Costume bestows a truly royal stature, with a full-length polyester dress, a playing card-themed collar that’s fit for a ruler, and (as if we’d forget!) a crown to top things off. You’ve always wanted a taste of the queen’s royal lifestyle. Now it’s yours. Just remember to tell your subjects to mind their heads!
King and Queen Costumes
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Taste the rainbow! Add a burst of color to your clown costume with this dazzling Rainbow Clown Wig. Balloon animals, funny jokes, and children’s laughter are not included.
At last, a non-scary clown! Unless you’re scared of clowns in general. But this clown isn’t creeping around the edge of town, following anyone home late at night or keeping a collection of knives… Unless you want him to, that is. No, this is just a good old-fashioned circus clown, down to clown around with face-painting kids, making balloon animals and gently guiding pony rides. This is a clown you can trust with your kids! Unless you decide otherwise, of course. It’s all up to you.If you promise not to turn into a psycho who runs around stalking and killing people, we promise to send you this Rainbow Clown Wig. Don’t act like it couldn’t happen. There’s a reason so many 80s and 90s slasher films featured killer clowns: their writers were in touch with what was going on in America. That’s gotta be it. This Silly Clown Wig’s colorful ‘do is made from 100 percent synthetic fibers. It has a mesh netting interior to keep it snug over your regular, boring normal color hair. Nobody would think that’s fun. Or scary.
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