This sexy hamburger thief costume will turn you into a hotter version of the classic fast food villain you grew up with.
Who runs around town, dressed up in a costume, robbing people of their hamburgers? Honestly, that sounds like a strange way to spend one’s free time. You know what, though? That’s exactly the kind of thinking that leads to someone getting their burger stolen. No one will believe their eyes when you sneak off with their lunch in this Hamburger Thief costume; it’ll be a perfect (and delicious) caper!Slipping on a saucy striped outfit is an awesome first step toward an exciting career in burger thievery, but there’s more to it if you want to be an all-star fast food outlaw. You have to decide which type of tasty burger to target. Do you fancy yourself as a bacon cheeseburger bandit, or are you more of a guacamole veggie-burger gal? Would you take an entire value meal if the opportunity presented itself? These are important questions, and you do not want to have to answer them while mid-sandwich heist. That’s how mistakes get made, and then you end up in hamburger jail (which isn’t nearly as wonderful as it sounds).Actually, maybe you shouldn’t go around, snagging cheeseburgers from unsuspecting folks. It may look like a glamorous life in the movies, but come on, that’s pretty mean, and you could just buy one at literally any street corner for a couple bucks. And you can still feel like a bonafide burger bandito when you devour that delicious, flame-broiled (and legally obtained) prize in this striped dress and eye mask, and then make your dashing escape into the night with a tip of your hat and flourish of your cape! And the best part? No running from hamburger cops, which is great because you might want to let that burger settle for a bit before running anywhere.
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Add more authority to your Emerald City guard costume with this handle bar mustache. Or ride off into the sunset when you add it to a cowboy costume.
What would the world be like if there were only one type of mustache? It would certainly be a darker place than it is now. How would we tell the evil henchman from the heroic cowboy? How would we know the slimy business man from the ax-toting lumberjack? Not only would it be a world of confusion, just imagine the boredom! What’s the point of facial hair without variation? Luckily we live in our world, a world which contains all sorts of glorious mustache madness. You don’t even have to grow a wonderful mass of facial hair to stand out. You can simply purchase a fake mustache to define your character. This classic handlebar mustache works perfectly for Wizard of Oz guards, munchkins, old west bankers, and sword fighting vengeance seekers. With this mustache, whatever your adventure throws at you, you’ll face it with a stiff upper lip.
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You have the right to remain hot looking while out in your cop costume so keep your valuables in this cop wrist wallet and you won’t have to spoil your outfit with a mismatched handbag.
When you dress up as one of our city’s finest, it can go to your head. These are just a few of the things you shouldn’t do on Halloween while dressed as a police officer:1. Don’t run up to random strangers and yell, “You’re under arrest!”2. Don’t approach real police officers for high fives.3. Don’t gorge yourself on donuts and coffee; too much caffeine and sugar!4. Don’t drive around town at high speeds making siren sounds.and the most important of all…5. Don’t try and carry your smart phone around all night without our wrist wallet! You have the right to remain without it, but we don’t recommend it. Follow all these simple rules and you’ll have a law-abiding, justice-filled Halloween night.
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Look like a certified pilot when you wear this Aviator Costume Kit!
There is an art to learning to fly, or rather a knack…Putting on aviator sunglasses makes you a pilot right? Not quite. You have to have a great desire to be a mile above the surface of the earth, when you have that then you can enroll in flight school. This is where you will learn the art of flying. You will learn all the instruments in the cockpit. All the shiny buttons.You will also need to blend in. With this Aviator Costume Kit you will be well on your way to being a respected pilot. So, leave your aviators at home, slip on these goggles instead, and get ready to learn the subtle art of aviation. Just whatever you do not take the call name Goose. Or become friends with anyone called Maverick. Just take our word for it….the knack lies in learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss. – Douglas Adams
Pilot / Flight Attendant Costumes
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When the call comes to save the day your little one will be ready to answer it. This Child Black Fireman Costume is great for Halloween or pretend time.
Your kid’s not even out of elementary school yet, but you already know they’re destined to become the most heroic firefighter that the world has ever known. They talk about it all the time. But there’s just one thing standing in your little lifesaver’s way: typically, a firefighter’s career track includes being a grownup… typically. But then again, you’re not raising any typical hero.This Halloween, let them skip over that whole bothersome “growing up” thing and be a hero for real with the Child Black Fireman Costume! Of course, the true firefighters call it “turnout gear,” but your future fireman can probably already tell you that. This isn’t just make-believe! Patterned on the real thing, this slick set of coveralls features reflective neon strips that assure the little chief will be seen and highly visible while he’s sliding down poles, blazing down the street atop roaring fire engines, and, of course, saving lives. And yes, your kid will be the chief, because the suit comes with a helmet that has the coveted “fire chief” emblem right where everyone can see it!We’re not gonna lie: Halloween is sure to be a busy night when you’re escorting the kid wearing this firefighting suit. Because heroism is demanding work! But whether he’s racing to the newest fire, responding to a fender-bender, or just rescuing a kitten out of a tree, your hero will do it in style with the Child Black Fireman Costume. Whether you can keep up with them is the real question!
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Use this Nightstick to beat the law into would be offenders. When the lawless are out of control, it’s up to you to bring them to justice.
Did you know that there’s a thing called Big Stick Ideology? It refers to U.S. President Theodore Roosevelt’s famous statement on foreign policy: “I have always been fond of the West African proverb: “Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far.” Roosevelt described this style as “the exercise of intelligent forethought and of decisive action sufficiently far in advance of any likely crisis.” The idea of negotiating peacefully but simultaneously threatening with the “big stick”, or the military, has been one that the majority of US presidents have stuck closely to since Roosevelt was in office.Anyway, what we’re trying to say is: When you know you’ve got all the power, it’s easy to come correct at conflict! That’s why this deluxe Nightstick is so great – it adds a touch of authenticity to your officer costume, but it lets people know all on its own that you are not to be messed with. So you can chill out, relax, and enjoy all the benefits that come from being the Good Cop with a big (night)stick!
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This adult biker vest is a great biker Halloween costume for any event. This biker vest is great for a Village People costume or a dog the bounty hunter costume.
Hey, you ride Harley, pal? Prepare to answer this sort of question early and often, because there’s no way you won’t be mistaken for a rough and tough biker in this vest. It’s just the accessory for anyone looking to establish themselves as a rowdy king of the open road, without actually putting in the grunt work for a shady, loosely-organized group of dudes. We actually have it on good authority that this vest qualifies you for most low-tier biker gangs and for the sales department at your local Harley shop!And maybe you do ride Harley! In which case, cool! But we know that after you’ve spent all day cruisin’ on your mean hog, you’re going to wish you had worn a sweet leather vest like this. It makes the ride that much more smooth, the look complete, and handlebar mustaches acceptable.
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Basic training is just around the corner. He’ll be ready to stand at attention once he steps into these Kids Black Military Boots. Wear them with any of our military or SWAT team costumes.
It is a lot of work to save the country and many of our gallant fighters ensure on a daily basis that the future is protected. They’ve been doing it for years and we’ve proven time and time again that they’ll continue to fight. Even when we hop into time machines and view through bizarre time-swapping technologies, we watch as it isn’t just the big time heroes putting their lives in the way of dangers. It is the folks in uniform, ready to take on combat and tactical missions that bring the day to victory.And, we never know when it might be important to stand up and defend against the next wave of threats, past, future, or even the odd occasion for a conflict in the present timeline! We’ve got your back… er… feet, actually, with these Kids’ Black Military Boots, because you also never know when your tyke is ready to start that defense! These child size combat kicks are non-slip and lace up to the lower shin and have an inside calf zipper for increased security and ease. Made of solid black materials, your tyke will be standing at full attention en route to becoming the mighty Sergeant!
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Get this Mrs. Law Cop Costume for women and arrest hot criminals all night long! It’s perfect for Halloween or a cops-and-robbers theme party.
There are a few things that every Haloween party needs to be a success. You need some bumping tunes, delicious refreshments, and, of course, the party police to keep things going smoothly! Grab this Mrs. Law Cop Costume and you’ll be ready to kick any Halloween party you attend up to the next level!Slip into this sassy policewomen outfit and be the most seductive officer in the force. There will be some who wouldn’t dream of messing around with an officer of your caliber and there will be others begging to be put under arrest. Either way, it will be your duty to ensure that the party is at a maximum level of fun this Halloween! This costume will come with everything that you need to get the job done. Not only do you get this stylish low-cut dress and badge, but you also will be fully equipped with a nifty belt to carry a walkie-talkie, a set of handcuffs, and a mini baton! Also, a cute pair of fingerless gloves adds a hint of spunk to this already sass-ified costume. To top off this authoritative look you have a classic Cop Cap to rest upon your crown, like a cherry atop an ice cream masterpiece.Once you toss on this costume, you’ll be ready to party the night away while also keeping everyone in line! Everyone will be extremly thankful that you brought their Halloween experience to the next level, but you can humbly tell them you’re simply doing your job. It’s all in a day’s work for the Party Police!
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You never know when you’ll need a pair of classic White Knee High Stockings. Purchase a pair and use them for all your costume or casual needs! Add a classic touch to your look today!
Never underestimate the value of simplicity. A simple statement piece can add a world of possibilities to your wardrobe. Take our Women’s White Knee High Stockings for example, they can be easily be put with any outfit to take it up a notch. While white is a classic color that goes with anything we also carry these simple statement socks in black.Whether it be for a Halloween costume or just another fun themed party take your costume to the next level. Add a pair of flirty White Knee High Stockings to your school girl costume. It’s a great way to tantalize your professor with a classic pair of leg candy. Throw on a oversized white button up and a black pair of sunglasses to take part in some Risky Business. Like we said, the possibilities with these knee high stockings are endless.
School Girl Costumes
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