Giant Squirting Sunflower

You’ll be a bucket full of laughs once you’ve added this Giant Squirting Sunflower to your clown costume. We’re sure no one will be angry that you’re spraying water in their face but we can’t guarantee that. Your best bet, squirt then run!

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One good laugh deserves another! After you’ve delighted your audience with your side splitting humor, bring out the pièce de résistance this Giant Squirting Sunflower. Trust us you’re not a clown until you’ve squirting someone in the face and that’s a fact.

Clown Costumes
Material: Plastic
Item: FO54633

Price: $5.99


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Metal Clown Horn

So you’ve just been admitted into clown university? In celebration, treat yourself to this Metal Clown Horn. It’s the most affordable way to celebrate your triumph!

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Planning on bringing the circus to town for Halloween this year? Perhaps you just want to clown around with some friends. Do you have high hopes of attending clown college? Well, before you can do any of that you need to make sure you have the perfect accessories for any circus clown. So, what does that all include? Hmmm. Well, if you ask us, every clown needs a bright red nose, a water-squirting flower, a colorful wig, and above all one of these amazing Metal Clown Horns!Put smiles on plenty of people’s faces when you give this bad boy a nice squeeze. HONK HONK HONK! You’ll be sure to catch plenty of people by surprise, and who doesn’t love a good surprise? Maybe this horn can serve as a distraction from an even bigger surprise, like a pie to the face! Classic! Grab your Metal Clown Horn today and let the clowning around begin.

Clown Costumes
Material: Metal
Item: FO31048

Price: $5.99


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Crash Test Dummy Costume

Whatever you do, even though you’re wearing our Crash Test Dummy Costume, please drive safely! Become one of the car manufacturer’s test facility characters with this exclusive costume.

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You could learn a lot from a Dummy. Buckle your safety belt.Everyone drives like a dummy sometimes. Well maybe not everybody, but a lot of people do. However, even if you are a good driver, you can still get into a car accident. It might just be worth it to take some advice from a dummy about safety belts.You used to love Larry, and Vince. (Larry a little more, because Vince was always ready to quit.) It was so exciting whenever they were on the TV. Sure they were telling you to buckle up, but they were doing it in a cool way. By showing you what happens to dummies when they don’t wear their seat belts. They went flying through the windshield. Their arms, or legs becoming detached. Their car being demolished.This year you can bring Larry back. Dress up in this Crash Test Dummy Costume, and tell people about vehicle safety. Tell them about the dangers of not buckling up. Tell them all about what happens if you put small children in the front seat of a car. Remind them that airbags are pretty great, but you still need your safety belt on to be safe. So, throw on this costume, and watch some Crash Test Dummy commercials from the 80s, and 90s to brush up on your safety tips. Be warned though, you are not as easily repaired as Larry once was.

Funny Adult Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: FUN2688AD

Price: $49.99


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Plus Size Mime Costume

When you wear our Plus Size Mime Costume, you won’t be able to speak, but that’s okay because you can instead act out everything you feel! Available in 2X/3X.

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Your friends all think you are the epitome of the strong and silent type–you’re always a great listener, you always demonstrate your emotions through action, and you always–ALWAYS–look great in black and white. What your group doesn’t know, though, is that you are really working hard to hone your skills so you can quit your job and become a full-time mime. Cool!The art of miming actually goes all the way back to ancient Greece, and has quite a distinguished history. But then, you know all of that already, don’t you? We had no idea what a mime enthusiast you were! It seems only fitting then, that we present to you this Plus Size Mime Costume, just perfect for your act’s big debut or a Halloween bash. After all, you are the kind of person who can make silence speak volumes, so your look should do the same for you. And this one says, I’m a serious, studied mime who will now blow your mind with my miming skills!It really is amazing how authentic this costume looks when you pair it with the classic white mime makeup. You’ll look just like a famous silent movie star in the striped shirt and black pants. Or you can perfect your rope-pulling or wall-climbing skills in the skullcap and red accents. However you wear it, wherever you go, they say the first step to living your new life is to dress the part–so this ensemble is a must for you! We bet you’d squeal with joy…if it didn’t mean breaking character.

Clown Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: FUN2128PL

Price: $49.99


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Rainbow Clown Suspenders

We’re not clowning around, these suspenders are the best! Use these rainbow clown suspenders for your next clown costume or for Halloween!

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The rainbow. Wikipedia says it’s “an optical and meteorological phenomenon that is caused by reflection of light in water droplets in the Earth’s atmosphere, resulting in a spectrum of light appearing in the sky.” The capitalist says it’s a mid-range American retail apparel chain that sell trendy clothing. The music junkie says it’s a hard rock band from middle 70’s that was formed in California and made their home in Britain. The social progressive says it’s a sign of equality. But us? We think the rainbow is just a big pile of fun. You can’t stay mad at a rainbow. He’ll just make you smile again. The rainbow is the streaking color after the rain. A big smile from the earth telling you everything’s gonna be just fine. Now put that big earth smile onto a pair of suspenders and what do you have? Instant party. Instant good times. Instant fun. But you don’t have to thank us. We’re in the fun business. It’s our job. You’re welcome.

Clown Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: RU878

Price: $9.99


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Child Green Man Skin Suit

Green must really be this kid’s favorite color! This Child Green Man Skin Suit is a great zentai suit for kids to wear.

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Every Halloween, you know you’re going to see a cat, and a self-referencing play on words, and a politician, and a monster. You’re going to see whatever big trend was on the news, and whatever character stood out in the latest blockbuster. You’re going to see superheroes and supervillains, pirates and gangsters. You’re going to see the same costumes you’ve seen for years.You’re not going to let your little one contribute to this mundane mediocrity! By George, you’re going to come up with a spectacularly original costume, one that no one has ever seen before. Maybe you’ll create a painfully detailed, stunning accurate 16th-century Templar knight, complete with hand-crafted chainmail. Or a wolf-man costume covered in real yak hair, just like they used in the old movies. Or a mermaid with real scales. Or maybe, originality (and time and money) can be saved by simply shelling out for this Child Green Man Skin Suit. Now your child can successfully blend in with the lawn, or some bushes, or a grassy knoll—instead of blending in with other costumers!

Zentai Suits
Material: Polyblend
Item: FO68898

Price: $24.99


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Purple Afro Clown Wig

Be the clown who steals the spotlight in this purple afro clown wig. This colorful hairstyle is in vogue this season and every season at the circus!

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We’ve always seen the color red on most clowns out there. The problem these days with those clowns, however, is the fact that they just don’t have the appeal they used to anymore ever since that string of horror movies featuring murderous and terrifying psycho clowns have come out. We still can’t look at even the happy jokesters at the circus the same way anymore if they have red hair. We’ve decided to help come up with a solution. This Purple Clown Wig will look just as great on you as the red one except without the terrifying memories being brought up from everyone’s childhood. Have you ever looked up “scary clown with a purple wig?” We did and there were more scary clown pictures with red wigs than purple ones! It just makes sense. Be the happy clown this Halloween. This has been a message from the society concerned about really eerie disguises or SCARED for short.

Clown Costumes
Material: Synthetic Fiber
Item: FO23094

Price: $5.99


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Lollipop Lilly Wig

Quit clowning around and buy this Lollipop Lilly Wig! It’s the perfect headpiece for a budding prankster!

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Your classic curly red clown wig has served you well for a while, but it’s finally time to trade it in for something that will really cause a commotion! We’re not talking about a bigger curly red wig, or one with sparkles and lights beaming out of it. (although, that sounds pretty cool, too!) Nah, if you want to wow your fans, you’ll need a very different look to clown around in…Just check out this fun and flashy Lollipop Lilly Wig, and you’ll know exactly what we’re talking about. You may not have heard of Lilly, but trust us, her sunshiny smile, wildly colorful bangs, and poofy, teased out neon pigtails have left their mark on the clown community. Wearing this cheeky wig will let you look as electric as Lollipop Lilly, and put you and your clown costume right in the spotlight!

Clown Costumes
Material:
Item: FO67869

Price: $14.99


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Kids Zombie Sock Monkey Costume

This Kids Zombie Sock Monkey Costume is a unique and scary Halloween costume idea. Become a zombie version of a classic sock monkey!

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Kids love zoo animals. In particular, monkeys capture the attention of kids young and old. They seem to hold a special magic that can get kid’s attention no matter what they happen to be doing at the time. Kids flock to see monkeys swinging from the tree tops and frolicking with one another – rolling and tumbling through the grass.But are monkeys really all that magical? Maybe even monkeys have a dark side. What do you think? Maybe we’ve seen one too many zombie movies, but we think even adorable little monkeys can become flesh-eating zombies when given the chance. But hey, even though they are zombies, they’re still kind of cute!Turn a playtime daydream into a playtime nightmare with this Kids Zombie Sock Monkey Costume! This zombie sock monkey costume is guaranteed to set your child’s look apart from everyone else’s look this year. The interlock jumpsuit has microfiber arm and leg cuffs and secures in the back with a Velcro tab closure. The cream jumpsuit is also printed to resemble a knitted, blood-spattered sock. The monkey’s tail attaches to the costume with Velcro. A full-head mask is the crowning glory of this costume with it’s mesh-covered eye holes and Velcro back fastener. The hood is printed with a zombie face and has large button eyes, making for an extra terrifying look this Halloween!

Toy Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: DI19425

Price: $29.99


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Jumbo Squirting Bow Tie

What’s a clown costume without a Jumbo Squirting Bow Tie? A laugh-less costume. You want the laughs, you need the tie!

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Clowns are a timeless classic whose wonderful sense of humor will never go out of style. They remind us of the days when a comedian hardly had to say a single word to make us roll around on the floor laughing. All they had to do was throw a pie at someone’s face, and walk around in those giant shoes. So if you plan on joining the ranks of this noble profession, you’ll need to fill some very big shoes, and master all of the classic jokes in the lineup. There’s the banana peel slip, the slapstick duo (you’ll need a friend for that one), and, of course, the water shooting gag. Some clowns prefer to fire their surprise attack out of a flower, but we’ve always loved the classic look of a bow tie. This yellow one with rainbow polka-dots will fit right in for you, and your good humored victims won’t suspect a thing.

Clown Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: FO5241

Price: $6.99


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