Child Grandpa Costume

He’ll tell you all about how he had to walk to school uphill in the snow when he was a kid and how could you argue with him, looking so genuine in this Grandpa costume.

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You knew he was different as soon as your son took a keen interest in shuffleboard. Ever since he was a toddler he lit up at the idea of pushing that weighted disc around. It wasn’t until he dragged you to that meeting about Floridian retirement communities that you began getting concerned about his social life. After explaining to him that you can’t retire until you’ve joined the workforce he transferred his interests to making sure kids stayed off your lawn which, strangely enough, didn’t make him popular. On Saturday mornings your kiddo digs into a bowl of heart-healthy oatmeal and watches BBC documentaries on WW2, which is nice. There’s no crazy Saturday afternoon sugar rush, you don’t have to deal with him running around pretending to be the newest crime fighting guy in a cape. But it becomes challenging when he sits back at the dinner table and tells you not to complain, you don’t know how bad they had it in the old days. And when you tell him to eat his peas all you get is, “Eh, what’d you say? Speak up!”. You’ve pretty much given up and are feeding him his veggies mostly through Jell-O molds. You like your kid just the way he is but the life of an old soul can be isolating. Maybe it’s time to dress him up as an old timer and drop him off at the senior center, where he can hang out with like-minded individuals. Those senior citizens are sure to take him under their wings once they see his charming plaid bowtie and pants. His balding head is sure to endear them as well. Anyway, if he’s going to be a shuffleboard enthusiast he might as well learn from the best.

Old Man Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: SG50122

Price: $44.99


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Mehron Bald Cap Kit

Some people were just cursed with awesome hair, when they really want to be bald! This Bald Cap Kit fixes that problem for those poor souls who have too much hair.

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When you’re going for certain looks, there just isn’t much you can do except bite the bullet and pick up one of these handy Bald Cap Kits. Because nothing says total egghead, lonely eccentric gazillionaire, or oddly-attractive vaguely magical masculine household cleaning specialist like a naked dome-piece!And this professional-quality kit includes detailed instructions with illustrations that will take you to the brink of hairlessness and back with as little fuss as possible.Of course, the most realistic option is simply to give your head a silky-smooth shave—but that requires a patient friend with steady hands or a tricky mirror setup. Plus, part of the fun of dressing up is shedding the disguise when you’re ready. So if you’re actually going the old-fashioned route, you’d better be sure you’re making the right decision: there’s going to be plenty of time to reflect on what you’ve done!

Old Man Costumes
Material: Cream Make-up
Item: MEKMPBC

Price: $29.99


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Grey Handlebar Mustache

This Gray Handlebar Mustache can be used along with any number of costumes–with a suit and top hat you can be Mr. Monopoly, or you could be a southern gentleman, or…your imagination is the limit!

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Mustaches are a blast, but they can be a huge responsibility if you aren’t prepared! You have to clean, feed, and groom your mustache like it’s a fussy show dog, and they need to be taken on regular walks. But, if you are ready to take on this monumental task, a sweet ‘stache can elevate your look in ways that can’t be achieved by other means. A horseshoe-style mustache can make you look tougher, and a well groomed chevron-style mustache will instantly make you look like a cop. They are very powerful things, these mustaches! Next time you want to add some dapper flair to your costume, slap on one of these Grey Handlebar Mustache! This lip warmer looks like the real deal, but it is just synthetic hair, so no barbershop quartets were shorn for you to get this look. Enjoy being instantly transformed into a southern gentleman or old-timey captain of industry. Or, just have fun making all of your friends envious of your curly whiskers!

Old Man Costumes
Material: Faux Hair
Item: FO61511

Price: $3.99


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Stan the Man Mask

This detailed Stan the Man mask will give you the look of an old timer whose face has seen better times. It features bushy eyebrows and a thick mustache as well.

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Sure you look young, but you are really an old timer at heart. Every day you wake up before the sun and enjoy a mediocre cup of coffee and the paper. Your ideal temperature inside your home is 78 degrees. You love to mow your lawn and rock a good cardigan. You enjoy spending Saturday evenings reclining in your lounger, reading a good book and your favorite past time is telling your little cousins how hard you used to have it as a kid.It sounds like you’re an old soul trapped in a young body. In this Stan the Man Mask, you can feel free to let your inner old man flag fly this Halloween! You can regale the party with tales of a war (any war will do) or lament the youth of today and reminisce about simpler times. This detailed, wrinkly half mask has a full mustache, bushy eyebrows, and even a cigar to help turn you into a senior citizen in an instant! Practice yelling, “Get off my lawn, you whipper-snapper!” Perfect, Stan. Just perfect.

Old Man Costumes
Material: Latex
Item: ZAM2539

Price: $29.99


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Yo Momma Wig

Become the hippest granny in the old folks home when you wear this Yo Mamma Wig. Perfect for your funny elderly lady costume!

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You never know when you need to take on an “old lady” persona. Why, there might be a quilting convention in town, and you really want to go but they have a strict dress code. Or Maybe you’re a big bad wolf trying to fool Little Red Riding Hood into thinking you’re her grandmother. And heck, sometimes you just want to dress up as one of the Golden Girls, especially Sophia Petrillo. That’s something we can all relate to. Whatever your reason — and there are many — this Yo Momma Wig will help you transform into a vision of grandmotherly goodness!As you can see, this awesome wig goes perfectly with a wide variety of different styles, costumes, and characters. Whatever you might have in mind, this wig makes the perfect finishing touch. And if you’re starting your costume with the wig, be sure to have a look around at our selection of old lady costumes!

Old Man Costumes
Material: Faux Hair
Item: FO59981

Price: $12.99


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Old Man Deluxe Mask Costume

Hey Gramps! What?! What, did you say?! Ignore any comments you don’t want to hear with this Old Man Deluxe Mask.

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They say that with age comes wisdom. But we say, why not speed that process up a bit?If you want to add to your aging appearance and step into your sage and golden years, this Old Man Deluxe Mask will add wrinkles to your face without adding years to your life. Finally, you can get the respect you deserve! Everyone will be falling over themselves to offer to help you out and will be asking you about how it was back in the day when things were so much better. You can add it to a Halloween costume that asks for a more “weathered” appearance, or you may even choose to wear this mask without your costume this year; wisdom beyond your years, after all, is worth its weight in gold.

Old Man Costumes
Material: Latex
Item: GH27529

Price: $19.99


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Inflatable Walker

No old man or old lady costume would be complete without a walker. Make sure you get this Inflatable Zimmer Frame walker this Halloween season and let all them young whipper snappers know you mean business.

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Hey, you kids, get off my lawn! If you’ve ever heard this before, then you were somewhere you clearly shouldn’t have been. You would be in serious trouble if you got caught, but in most cases, the owner of the lawn in question was not too quick on their feet, and could be evaded with little effort. This has been saving many lawn-trespassers for decades, but if it ever changes, there’s no telling how many kids it would cause to have to walk a few extra feet around a yard, rather than straight through it. Well, whipper snapper, keep your running shoes laced tightly, because the old folks chasing you off of their lawn have a new secret weapon: the Inflatable Zimmer Frame walker. One second, they appear to be working their way toward you at a snail’s pace, fist waving in the air, and the next second, they reveal and inflate this covert mobility aide they had hidden away in their pocket. But by then, you may already be out of time…

Old Man Costumes
Material: Vinyl
Item: SM26461

Price: $14.99


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Lost Dog Costume

Have you seen my dog? Make your friends laugh with this hilarious Lost Dog Costume.

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Dog owners know all about the terrible feeling of losing their beloved furry companion. It goes hand in hand with tons of crying, feelings of hopelessness, sleepless nights, bargaining with unknown entities. Oh, and did we mention all the crying? Because there are always tons of tears once the floodgates break. However, when you wear this Lost Dog Costume, tragedy will be the furthest thing from everyone’s mind!This hilarious costume will have everyone rolling on the floor this Halloween. Toss on the bodysuit and the pink polka dot dress, add an old lady wig along with some jewelry that an elderly gal would wear, and then run around with the included lost puppy sign. Throw some hysterical sobbing into the act and you’ll be sure to have crowds of people laughing to the point of tears. Just keep in mind that it will be all about timing in this costume. First, you have to make a scene about your darling pup having gone missing that grabs everyone’s attention. Then, once all eyes are on you, turn around and reveal the poor stuffed puppy toy trapped in the keister of this costume!Studies show that if done right, this gag can bring an entire room down to their knees in laughter. So we can provide the costume but it will be up to you to bring the ‘funny’. Now’s the time to start practicing your old lady impression as well as your fake sobbing because Halloween is always right around the corner. Give everyone a hilarious treat this year when you run around in this Lost Dog Costume!

Old Man Costumes
Material:
Item: FU118234

Price: $64.99


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Supersoft DOA Mask Costume

Man! You’ve aged since the last time I’ve seen you. What happened? Too much stress, lack of sleep? Truly amaze your friends with the aging process with this Supersoft DOA Mask.

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Grandpa! You look… well, you look terrible, to be perfectly honest. You look like a raisin out in the sun for months. Like Benjamin Button at the beginning of his life. Like old discarded pizza dough. Grandpa, you look like that crumpled shirt left in the closet for twenty years. Like your skull is slowly trying to eat your skin. Like week-old rotisserie chicken. Like an anti-drug poster. Like Gandalf the Grey if he was just Gandalf the Old. What we’re trying to say is you don’t look well.Would you like to look like that? Maybe you’re a celebrity reading this (Shia Labeouf??) and you want a way to sneak into your favorite club undetected, or even go for a walk undetected. Maybe you’re not that old but you want to guilt your kids for not coming to see you as often as they should! Well then this is the mask for you. Don’t wait until you actually look like this, get it now and make everyone think you look like this.

Old Man Costumes
Material: Latex
Item: ZAM4504SS

Price: $69.99


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Old Woman Mask

Have your grown tired of your youthful appearance? This old woman mask features not only a wrinkled, older appearance, it comes complete with silver hair.

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Have you ever wanted to be the crotchety old cat lady down the road? The one who steals the nerf footballs that fly into her yard from a missed wide pass. Sure, she seems mean and stuffy. But you know what they say. You got to walk a mile in someone’s shoes before you can fully understand her.Well, if you want to really get to know her then this Old Woman Mask is the way to go. You can really get in her mindset by stealing all the nerf footballs in the neighborhood. We don’t suggest getting yourself a houseful of cats—that seems like a bit too much. Or you can just wear this mask as you jump scare your friends. What’s a better prank than standing over your friend’s bed with an old woman’s face until he feels the creepy eyes waking him up? Just watch out for flying fists.

Old Man Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: ZAM9003

Price: $54.99


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