Boys Old Man Costume Kit

Transform your youngster into a sweet grandpa or a cranky old man with this Boys Old Man Costume Kit. Don’t forget to give him a few wrinkles to complete the look!

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RESPECT YOUR ELDERSKids are told time and time again that wisdom needs to be listened to and that they should prize the folks who have walked the world longer than they.  Give the elders respect and adhere to the insight that they have to give.  Do what they say!  That’s a lot of almost oppressive obligation for a kid to listen to and many are going to resist the effort.  They might even try to come up with ways to turn the tables. Of course, a particularly clever tyke might just turn that entire thing up on its end and transform into your old folks in order to get away with all sorts of trouble.  It isn’t that we want to encourage such behavior or would delight in hearing the story of what happened, but… that’s definitely true!  And we’re pretty sure that your kiddo (and even you) will love the whole experience.PRODUCT DETAILSLet your tyke see just what it is like to be walking around on aching bones when you help them transform into a cranky old man with this Old Man Boy’s Costume Kit.  This set of wavy gray wig, old-fashioned bow tie, and clip suspenders will give your kiddo the beginnings of a quantum leap!  Before long, they’ll be looking for their walking cane, demanding their rocking chair, and offering you some Werther’s Originals while telling you tales from the old days back on the recess fields of elementary school! ALL WITHOUT A CURSED BODY-SWAPYou’ll be able to enjoy watching your kid hobble around and demand that all the “young kids” get off their lawn when they transform into a crotchety old man with this disguise kit.  How often can you give your kiddo the opportunity to see life from another person’s perspective without it involving a weird cursed object or misspoken wish that turns into a Freaky Friday kind of situation!?  Take this opportunity while it is available! 

Old Man Costumes
Material: Polyblend
Item: CA60654

Price: $19.99


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Old Lady Costume

This old lady costume is a funny Halloween costume idea for women. Turn into a nagging old lady with this old lady costume for adults.

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Who hasn’t watched Jackass, and wanted to be the unsuspected “Bad Grandpa”? Johnny Knoxville has made it so easy for guys to play this character. But where is the way for women to be able to do the same thing? Well, ladies, you are no longer left out.Get ready to put on this pink, green, and yellow Old Lady Costume, and get up to some shenanigans. You will be able to fool folks into thinking you are just a sweet little old lady. A woman who doesn’t swear, or belch, or fart. Get ready to become the best practical joke your town has ever seen. Take your actor cues from Knoxville, and the guys from Jackass.You can try to ship your annoying neighbor who only plays death metal at absurdly high volumes off to Norway in a box from FedEx, because if it fits it ships, right? Then you can hit on the hot guy at the bus station. See his reaction as you ask him for his phone number. Just make sure you have a hidden camera crew to record his reaction. And the reaction of the FedEx guy when he sees a guy gagged, and tied up on your floor ready to be shipped away. Then you can be like: take that boys! You thought you were the only ones who like practical jokes. *Warning: do not actually try to send someone in a FedEx box. FedEx does not like it when the boxes start to move around mid transit.*

Old Man Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: FO64082

Price: $49.99


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Lunch Lady Costume

Sloppy Joe coming right up! This Lunch Lady Costume is a hysterical costume for men!

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Are you ready to be the unsung hero of every grade school, middle school, and high school? We’re not talking about the teachers or the coaches, and no we don’t mean the guidance counselor. All they ever did was give you education and direction in your life, big deal. We’re talking about the hardworking women that kept you and the rest of the kids well fed, the lunch ladies!Grab this Lunch Lady Costume and you can start making those sloppy joes extra sloppy for all your friends this Halloween. You’ll be sure to get a ton of laughs when you enter the party scene in this hilarious outfit. Not only do you get the dress and food-stained apron along with the goofy wig, but you will also get a little extra junk to add to your trunk. The padded butt cheeks will really be the cherry on top of this hysterical costume. They can be securely fastened around your torso with elastic straps and you can feel free to shake your booty on the dance floor all night long! Get your hands on some cookware filled with party favors to complete this fun new look.Grab this Lunch Lady Costume if you’re ready to serve up plenty of laughs with a side of smiles this Halloween. Make sure you have some practical footwear because there will be more than enough people looking for seconds! Just be sure you don’t allow any cutsies in your line, it always causes more problems than it solves.

Old Man Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: FO66120

Price: $49.99


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Child Grandpa Costume

He’ll tell you all about how he had to walk to school uphill in the snow when he was a kid and how could you argue with him, looking so genuine in this Grandpa costume.

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You knew he was different as soon as your son took a keen interest in shuffleboard. Ever since he was a toddler he lit up at the idea of pushing that weighted disc around. It wasn’t until he dragged you to that meeting about Floridian retirement communities that you began getting concerned about his social life. After explaining to him that you can’t retire until you’ve joined the workforce he transferred his interests to making sure kids stayed off your lawn which, strangely enough, didn’t make him popular. On Saturday mornings your kiddo digs into a bowl of heart-healthy oatmeal and watches BBC documentaries on WW2, which is nice. There’s no crazy Saturday afternoon sugar rush, you don’t have to deal with him running around pretending to be the newest crime fighting guy in a cape. But it becomes challenging when he sits back at the dinner table and tells you not to complain, you don’t know how bad they had it in the old days. And when you tell him to eat his peas all you get is, “Eh, what’d you say? Speak up!”. You’ve pretty much given up and are feeding him his veggies mostly through Jell-O molds. You like your kid just the way he is but the life of an old soul can be isolating. Maybe it’s time to dress him up as an old timer and drop him off at the senior center, where he can hang out with like-minded individuals. Those senior citizens are sure to take him under their wings once they see his charming plaid bowtie and pants. His balding head is sure to endear them as well. Anyway, if he’s going to be a shuffleboard enthusiast he might as well learn from the best.

Old Man Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: SG50122

Price: $44.99


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Mehron Bald Cap Kit

Some people were just cursed with awesome hair, when they really want to be bald! This Bald Cap Kit fixes that problem for those poor souls who have too much hair.

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When you’re going for certain looks, there just isn’t much you can do except bite the bullet and pick up one of these handy Bald Cap Kits. Because nothing says total egghead, lonely eccentric gazillionaire, or oddly-attractive vaguely magical masculine household cleaning specialist like a naked dome-piece!And this professional-quality kit includes detailed instructions with illustrations that will take you to the brink of hairlessness and back with as little fuss as possible.Of course, the most realistic option is simply to give your head a silky-smooth shave—but that requires a patient friend with steady hands or a tricky mirror setup. Plus, part of the fun of dressing up is shedding the disguise when you’re ready. So if you’re actually going the old-fashioned route, you’d better be sure you’re making the right decision: there’s going to be plenty of time to reflect on what you’ve done!

Old Man Costumes
Material: Cream Make-up
Item: MEKMPBC

Price: $29.99


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Grey Handlebar Mustache

This Gray Handlebar Mustache can be used along with any number of costumes–with a suit and top hat you can be Mr. Monopoly, or you could be a southern gentleman, or…your imagination is the limit!

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Mustaches are a blast, but they can be a huge responsibility if you aren’t prepared! You have to clean, feed, and groom your mustache like it’s a fussy show dog, and they need to be taken on regular walks. But, if you are ready to take on this monumental task, a sweet ‘stache can elevate your look in ways that can’t be achieved by other means. A horseshoe-style mustache can make you look tougher, and a well groomed chevron-style mustache will instantly make you look like a cop. They are very powerful things, these mustaches! Next time you want to add some dapper flair to your costume, slap on one of these Grey Handlebar Mustache! This lip warmer looks like the real deal, but it is just synthetic hair, so no barbershop quartets were shorn for you to get this look. Enjoy being instantly transformed into a southern gentleman or old-timey captain of industry. Or, just have fun making all of your friends envious of your curly whiskers!

Old Man Costumes
Material: Faux Hair
Item: FO61511

Price: $3.99


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Stan the Man Mask

This detailed Stan the Man mask will give you the look of an old timer whose face has seen better times. It features bushy eyebrows and a thick mustache as well.

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Sure you look young, but you are really an old timer at heart. Every day you wake up before the sun and enjoy a mediocre cup of coffee and the paper. Your ideal temperature inside your home is 78 degrees. You love to mow your lawn and rock a good cardigan. You enjoy spending Saturday evenings reclining in your lounger, reading a good book and your favorite past time is telling your little cousins how hard you used to have it as a kid.It sounds like you’re an old soul trapped in a young body. In this Stan the Man Mask, you can feel free to let your inner old man flag fly this Halloween! You can regale the party with tales of a war (any war will do) or lament the youth of today and reminisce about simpler times. This detailed, wrinkly half mask has a full mustache, bushy eyebrows, and even a cigar to help turn you into a senior citizen in an instant! Practice yelling, “Get off my lawn, you whipper-snapper!” Perfect, Stan. Just perfect.

Old Man Costumes
Material: Latex
Item: ZAM2539

Price: $29.99


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Yo Momma Wig

Become the hippest granny in the old folks home when you wear this Yo Mamma Wig. Perfect for your funny elderly lady costume!

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You never know when you need to take on an “old lady” persona. Why, there might be a quilting convention in town, and you really want to go but they have a strict dress code. Or Maybe you’re a big bad wolf trying to fool Little Red Riding Hood into thinking you’re her grandmother. And heck, sometimes you just want to dress up as one of the Golden Girls, especially Sophia Petrillo. That’s something we can all relate to. Whatever your reason — and there are many — this Yo Momma Wig will help you transform into a vision of grandmotherly goodness!As you can see, this awesome wig goes perfectly with a wide variety of different styles, costumes, and characters. Whatever you might have in mind, this wig makes the perfect finishing touch. And if you’re starting your costume with the wig, be sure to have a look around at our selection of old lady costumes!

Old Man Costumes
Material: Faux Hair
Item: FO59981

Price: $12.99


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Old Man Deluxe Mask Costume

Hey Gramps! What?! What, did you say?! Ignore any comments you don’t want to hear with this Old Man Deluxe Mask.

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They say that with age comes wisdom. But we say, why not speed that process up a bit?If you want to add to your aging appearance and step into your sage and golden years, this Old Man Deluxe Mask will add wrinkles to your face without adding years to your life. Finally, you can get the respect you deserve! Everyone will be falling over themselves to offer to help you out and will be asking you about how it was back in the day when things were so much better. You can add it to a Halloween costume that asks for a more “weathered” appearance, or you may even choose to wear this mask without your costume this year; wisdom beyond your years, after all, is worth its weight in gold.

Old Man Costumes
Material: Latex
Item: GH27529

Price: $19.99


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Inflatable Walker

No old man or old lady costume would be complete without a walker. Make sure you get this Inflatable Zimmer Frame walker this Halloween season and let all them young whipper snappers know you mean business.

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Hey, you kids, get off my lawn! If you’ve ever heard this before, then you were somewhere you clearly shouldn’t have been. You would be in serious trouble if you got caught, but in most cases, the owner of the lawn in question was not too quick on their feet, and could be evaded with little effort. This has been saving many lawn-trespassers for decades, but if it ever changes, there’s no telling how many kids it would cause to have to walk a few extra feet around a yard, rather than straight through it. Well, whipper snapper, keep your running shoes laced tightly, because the old folks chasing you off of their lawn have a new secret weapon: the Inflatable Zimmer Frame walker. One second, they appear to be working their way toward you at a snail’s pace, fist waving in the air, and the next second, they reveal and inflate this covert mobility aide they had hidden away in their pocket. But by then, you may already be out of time…

Old Man Costumes
Material: Vinyl
Item: SM26461

Price: $14.99


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