Become a holy roller for when you add this PVC monk cross to your costume. The religious accessory is a great way to complete your look.
There are a lot of twists and turns on the path to righteousness, or enlightenment, or getting the band back together. Which path were you on, again? Nevermind. We’re not very good at giving directions, anyway. We tend to get turned around, and all the signs start to look the same. Whatever your destination (and sense of direction), we believe that this PVC Monk Cross could come in handy. Wear it if you want to make a statement about your faith, or if you think you’ll have to sketch out some rapid-fire 90-degree angles in the near future. If you’re like us, you might also need a helpful reminder about who has the right-of-way at crossroads. Listen: you might be a cardinal, or you might just be a lay person, but you still have to obey basic traffic laws. This is a lesson that many pilgrims have learned the hard way. Hey, maybe we aren’t as bad at directions as we thought!
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This Plus Size Brown Monk Robe brings you the Medieval look of a friar! Use it for a Robin Hood themed look. Available in 2X.
Are you ready to take your vows and move into a monastery? No? That’s fine, there’s no need when you don these holy robes. You can try out the lifestyle with no commitment. The life of a monk wasn’t typically plush but it was far from the hardest vocation in the Medieval era. In fact, there are some things about a monk’s life we wish we could take to the modern era.Monks were encouraged to engage in mentally stimulating pursuits. They were some of the only literate people of the era, spending hours illuminating historical and religious documents. They perfected the art of pretzel making, unfortunately, there’s no evidence as to whether they figured out how to make that addictive neon orange dipping cheese. For forty days out of the year monks basically lived on beer, which doesn’t sound like a raw deal. The life of a monk doesn’t sound too bad, even by today’s standards. There are plenty of famous monks to emulate. You could go the legendary and subversive route and choose the role of Friar Tuck, good buddy to Robin Hood, and secret enemy of the throne. If you’re an animal lover you could always dress up as the lovable Saint Francis. Don the robes and prepare to take some great selfies with your cat.If you feel like there aren’t enough career opportunities that include drawing by candlelight and group chanting these days, channel that energy into this year’s costume. You’ll get into it as you swing incense on a chain or hide enemies of the state in your meager chambers. All you have to do is vow to have fun with it.
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If he’s always wanted to follow the ascetic lifestyle and become a monk then get him on his way with this child brown monk robe!
Look, we’re not one for judging other people’s life choices, but we have to be straight with you…there’s a difference between wanting to be a good kid and being a monk, alright? Even Friar Tuck from Robin Hood got his kicks in before he donned the robe and tassels (and okay, he got some kicks while he was in that robe and tassels…he was a monk, not dead!).We get the fascination with the ceremony of it all, and we’re sure that, as parents, you really appreciate your kid practicing their vows of silence, but we just want to add a word of caution and say that, hey…maybe they want to get that robe a little dirty every once in a while, yeah? Maybe get into some pranks or jokes or even some petty thieving (after all, who’s going to suspect a kid dressed up as monk?). We’re not saying that they shouldn’t think about committing their lives to one of service and piety, we just think that doing it at the age of 6 is a little young. And we’re also pretty sure that you can’t even do that, officially.But if your little kid is still intent on living it up at the Monastery – hot tip, pick the one that makes those super dope chanting CDs! – then we highly recommend this Child Brown Monk Robe. With its flared sleeves, oversized hood, and authentic-looking cord belt, your little angel will get plenty of practice looking and feeling just like a member of a cloistered religious order (seriously, though, tell them to join the one that does all the cool chanting.)
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This Adult Brown Monk Robe will make you feel holy!
Pie lesu domine… clunk! Dona eis requiem… clunk!Are you ready to take your vows and join the monkhood? Living in a monastery is a noble pursuit, and we think it’s something to be commended. But have you stopped for a second to think about how you’re going to look in brown? And are you fully fluent in knowledge of how to dodge the most vicious of vorpal bunnies? We don’t won’t to dissuade you from your holy calling, make sure you have thought out your accessories and are ready to deal with Kings given name by sword distributing lake-dwelling ladies.If you are ready to take your vows and pace in careful measure with the rest of your brethren, we have the robes that will do your monastic life justice: the Adult Brown Monk robe! Monks lead a simple yet very spiritual and meaningful life. As you can see here, this costume is as simple as simple comes and as a result, it’s really comfortable. Lightweight polyester poplin will keep you comfortable while you’re attending to all your friarly duties, a basic hood flips up for when you need some solitude, and a simple rope belt ties around the waist to complete the look. Just use your own sandals to complete the ensemble, and you’ll be ready to commit to the brotherly lifestyle! Just be certain that you have your chant down, lest you might face the danger of the Beast: pie lesu domine… clunk! Dona eis requiem… clunk!
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