This short bob hot pink wig is a dream come true, if your dreams include having pink hair, styled like a flapper’s do.
At our office, we believe in dreams. Truly. We trust, deep down in our core, that all dreams, whether big or small, are important and have a place in the world. And that is precisely why we thought it necessary to offer you this bright, whimsical wig! This Short Bob Hot Pink Wig is for all of the people out there, like you, who dream of having that perfect, classic flapper hairdo in a modern neon hue–like hot pink. We know, we know…it is a very specific and strange dream to have. But hey, no judgment from us. We think strange is good. You should hear some of our dreams…one guy down in finance had a dream of first becoming a business tycoon, then a reality star, than the President! Wacky, right? So, don’t worry. We got you covered with this cool, chic wig!
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This short bob lime green wig is named after the fruit for a reason. It’s got a tart and shocking look, paired with a classic bob style.
What can we say about this wig? Well, first, in case it wasn’t incredibly obvious, it’s green! And green is a very versatile color. Think about it…it works for Halloween, for Christmas, for St. Patrick’s Day…it could even work for Mardi Gras or April Fools (depending on how creative you are)! Even May Day! MAN – the possibilities are endless!And then we’d like to helpfully point out that it’s a short. In the hairstyle world, experts call this cut a “bob”. Don’t question it, just go with it! You know what’s really great about short hair? It’s not long! Which means that it doesn’t get in your way when you’re trying to move quickly through a revolving door, or when you’re walking through a scissors factory, or when you’re trying to escape a handsy toddler who’s a bit too hair-obsessed for everyone’s good. Instead, with this Short Bob Lime Green Wig, you’ve got the kind of short, bobbed freedom that allows you to swing that green hair around without any consequences! (And – just to reiterate – on almost any holiday of your choosing!)
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Get this Flirty Mouse Costume and transform into a sassy version of a popular Disney character!
There are a lot of animals in the world (scientists count as many as 50), but very few of them are appropriate to base a flirty costume on. Some animals just don’t lend themselves to flirtiness at all. “Flirty Dog Costume” doesn’t gel because being called “dog” is rarely a compliment for people. “Flirty Sea Cucumber Costume” is even worse. Most people hate cucumbers because they are the worst kind of sushi. “Flirty Glyptapanteles Wasp Costume” might have potential, but we’ll never find out because we don’t know how to spell that even though we just did in this very sentence.Do you know what’s a good flirty animal? The mouse. Everyone knows what it is, it’s very cute, it runs around and eats cheese and outsmarts house cats. That’s nice. That’s good. You have to keep it simple when you’re coming up with flirty animals. Maybe there are still some good ones out there that we haven’t thought of, but we’re sticking to tradition anyway!Do yourself a favor and go with our Flirty Mouse Costume. Made from quality materials to facilitate flirting, its ruffled skirt, polka dots, and short, puffy sleeves all bring to mind no particular famous cartoon mouse. Supple velour ears truly bring the whole mouse element together — so don’t leave home without them, because then you won’t be a flirty mouse at all. You’ll just be flirty.
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We’ve found out that shrinking anything makes it cuter. This mini glitter top hat makes any burlesque costume like ten times cuter.
Most things become a whole lot cuter when they’re shrunken down. Take humans for example. Little baby? Adorable, sign us up. We gotta pinch those cheeks. Fully grown adult? No…thank you, we’re all set with that. This rule holds true for nearly everything else too: dogs, cakes, bunnies, you name it. But clothes are the exception. Hard to make much use of a size .05 pair of pants in everyday life, no matter how much you cut down on the carbs….but hats are different. A tiny hat is always the greatest, sitting up there on your head and getting people talking about you. That’s why we took the best kind of hat, the top hat, shrunk it down using our top secret and oddly specific hat-shrinking machine, and gave it some flair with sequins, ribbon, and a saucy black veil. An elastic band holds the hat in place, so don’t worry if your head is bigger than a house cat’s. Unless you are a house cat, in which case how are you reading this?
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Snake Eyes has a serious ninja problem. Storm Shadow attacks him on a regular basis, so it’s a good thing the G.I. Joe always comes prepared with a sword.
Move with the wind, and you will never be heard.-Snake EyesSnake Eyes is the G.I. Joe team’s original commando. Little is known about his past except that he’s a former U.S. Army Special Forces and Delta Force operator — the rest has remained classified. When he was recruited by G.I. Joe he was doing ninja training alone in the Sierra mountains with no one to keep him company but his pet wolf Timber. Snake Eyes is a master of hand to hand combat and knows how to use every weapon expertly, but his absolute favorite tool for disposing of America’s enemies is his trusty ninja sword.This two and a half foot long officially licensed blade is perfect for warriors who prefer to stay quiet in battle so they can take care of business up close and personal. Ninja swords are always a practical addition to the old arsenal, because when you solve your problems with a ninja sword…well, they tend to stay solved.
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Swashbuckling girls don’t have time to get their hair done. They’re too busy adventuring. With that kind of lifestyle, a wavy brunette wig is a girl’s best friend.
You know what takes so much time? Something that takes forever and is always a lot of work? Doing. Your. Hair. Come on already! It’s there, it’s on your head, why does it always get messed up? Why all the bedhead? Enough already.Well it has been enough. Fortunately, we live in the 21st century (well, most of us. We’re looking at you, time travelers!) and technology has finally found a solution: this wavy brunette wig! We know what you’re thinking “Why would I want a wig? I already have to deal with my crazy, unmanageable hair. Don’t make me get a second head to comb!” You’re right, you don’t need that stress in your life. Instead, this wig will stay just the way you want it, so you can plop it on and you’re ready to start the day! Just roll out of bed? No one will ever know when you show up looking like you have your own professional stylist. Get gum in your hair (no judgment from us, happens all the time!)? Don’t worry about getting it out, just put on your trusty wig and you’ll lose that “gum hair” nickname forever. It’s the perfect solution to any hair needs!
Material: Synthetic Fiber
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Our Value Severed Leg is a great prop that won’t cost you an arm and a… well, you know. Perfect for any creepy Halloween display.
Facing Foot ValueIt’s hard to place value on a limb. What are you supposed to ask for when you’re selling an arm? Should you ask more if it’s muscley? What if its nails are manicured? Do you get extra for that? Luckily, Gregory at Corpse Corp is here for your limb appraising needs! Call us to your morgue or graveside to take account what you’ve dug up and we’ll tell you what kind of hand you have on your hands. Why just last week we appraised a fine mummified knee for four hundred bucks. Now, we’re never sure who’s actually in the market for these items but that’s why we’re a limited liability organization!Product DetailsThis Value severed leg can serve multiple purposes from Halloween to Halloween. The molded plastic forms an eighteen-inch-long calf for a macabre and bloody Halloween theme. Add it to your zombie costume to add to your flesh-eating appeal. Delight Halloween revelers by serving it on a dinner plate next to the amuse-bouche. Or give it to Fido before your mother-in-law comes over and get the family talking for years to come. It’s your value leg, you decide what to do with it. One thing’s for certain, it’s sure to give you a leg up on your Halloween!
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Add a flirty accent to your sexy costume with these Red Stockings with Red Bows. These sexy thigh-highs go great with a variety of our costumes for women.
We’ve definitely heard the phrase “red hot” before and there’s a reason why it rolls off the tongue so well. Red is bright, bold, and just a gorgeous color. It’s fiery enough to stand out anywhere it goes and it definitely wouldn’t be a color that takes no for an answer. We’re also pretty sure we’re doing a great job describing how you go about life as well. But sometimes all that bold is a little too much for you, right? You want to and a little dimension to what you’re all about and be a little cuter and softer too. That gorgeous scarlet is still your color though. That’s why we’ve thrown a couple bows on these sweet red stockings. These are about as cute as a kitten with just a hint of attitude behind them. They’ll go perfectly with your next costume or outfit for the day.
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Create eerie glow in the dark webs with these Clear Webcaster Sticks. The season of ghouls awaits you, welcome it with this unique decorating item.
We know what you’re thinking. We’ve all been in the situation before. You bought the incredible web caster gun to spook your house out the wazoo. You loaded that scare rifle up, attached the air pressure, and just. Went. NUTS. Before you knew what was going on the room you started in looks like a scene from any giant spider lair movie, and you’ve never been so proud of your decorating skills in your entire life. The only problem? You’ve got the rest of the house to do, and you’re completely out of webbing! Before you break down and wrap yourself in a cocoon of shame made from the beautifully, but somewhat poorly planned decorations, know that we have a wonderful solution! Grab some refill sticks so you can reload and continue to euphorically unload on the entire rest of the house! Just be sure to have a clear exit strategy if any spiders see how realistic your decorations are and decide to take up residence.
Spiders and Spider Webs
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Dress your little furry bundle of joy in this exclusive Santa’s Little Helper Dog Costume for the holidays. This costume creates the illusion of your dog carrying a wrapped present.
Does your little puppy have dreams of grandeur? Maybe your pooch has been longing to take a trip to the North Pole to join the ranks of Santa’s elves, so he can create tons of toys for good boys and girls. Maybe he wants to lick Santa’s face this Christmas and eat all of the cookies that Mrs. Claus baked. There’s just one little problem. Aside from reindeer and elves, no one is allowed to see Santa Claus’s secret operation… so your doggy is going to need a cool disguise to get in!Introducing this Santa’s Little Helper costume for dogs! It craftily gives your pup an incognito look that should help him get through the gates of the North Pole. It comes with a green and red bodysuit designed to make him appear like just another pair of elves, carry a gift to be delivered this Christmas. Once he gets into the workshop, he’ll be able to realize his dreams of running amok in Santa’s home!
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