Funny Nose Glasses

These funny nose glasses are a great Groucho glasses accessory for any funny costume. Complete your own spy costume with these funny nose glasses.

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Are you a humorously lucky spy that always seems to be at the right place at the right time? They seem to be the ones taking down the bad guys more often than any of the other specialized ones who actually know what they’re doing. That’s why we’ve come to you for a mission of utmost importance. An evil man bent on ruling the world has created a serum that will prevent anyone from smiling ever again. The joke’s on him though because we’re about to send you, the most hilarious agent ever to stumble his way through the obstacle course in record time.If you’re going to pull this off though, you’ll need a fool proof disguise. It turns out that our villain is a huge fan of Groucho Marx (ironic, right?) and has required all of his henchman to have the same mustache and bushy eyebrows as the famous comedian. Once you slip these glasses on you’ll be hardly recognizable even to your own mother. Now get out there, soldier, the weight of the world’s laughter is on your shoulders.

Glasses
Material: Plastic
Item: RU677C

Price: $3.99


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Blues Glasses Black

You’ll be singing the blues if you don’t add a pair of Blues Glasses to your cart. It’s the official way to look like a legendary singer. Or more accurately a guy shielding his eyes from the sun.

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What would the world be without the great genre of blues? Most of the time those musicians are up there on stage without so much as a sheet of music. They improvise their way through a journey that we are lucky enough to be taking right along with them. It’s just great knowing that you might never listen to the same set twice ever again even if you’re seeing the same artist. It’s not just a type of music, it’s an entire culture rich in its history and bright in its future. So bright you just might need a pair of shades before you embark on your own journey through the world of the blues. You can use them to become a jazz singer traveling the united states on some divine mission or if you haven’t caught the bug yet you can always put these dark sunglasses on for a great bodyguard costume. Either way you’ll need a black suit. The only difference would be how skinny your tie is.

Glasses
Material: Plastic
Item: EL321331

Price: $8.99


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Silver Monocle

Travel back to the 1800’s and complete your scholarly look with this Silver Monocle! Thank goodness for contact lenses!

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Glass up the PlaceSick of wearing glasses? We get it. They’re so nerdy. So day-to-day. It’s time to class this 20/20 sight thing up! You know when vision went downhill? It was when we started wearing reliable frames. They just sit there on our faces all day without adding anything to our fancy factor. And fancy-factor is so important! Yes, they let us drive safely and read a powerpoint in class. But we want something better for our face. Something that’ll make us feel like we can get away with walking around with a cane even though we don’t have a limp. We want our lenses to insinuate that we ride a penny farthing bicycle on a regular basis. And for once in our life, won’t someone call us Govna’? This, friends, is where the good ol’ monocle comes in!Product DetailsYou’ll get one lens on a string that goes around your neck. It won’t help you see but it’s only one lens. That’s better than two. Take it from us.A Vision for the FutureIf you want to look like a classy gent who keeps mustache oil in his suit pocket and wears white gloves, this monocle is a must. You don’t have to wear it all the time. Simply put it on your eye when you find something is dubious or scintillating. Trust us, you’ll catch on the ways of the gentleman once you’ve got this monocle in your suit pocket. 

Glasses
Material: Plastic
Item: EL310431

Price: $8.99


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Bride to be Sunglasses

The Bride to be Sunglasses are perfect for your upcoming bachelorette party. You won’t lose track of the future bride this time around!

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Future So BrightWeddings are all about the future. You know… you and your partner growing old together, lemonade on the porch, and all that jazz. But now that we’ve established that your future is so bright that you are gonna have to wear shades, it’s time to throw on those shades and party. An over the top glamorous pair of shades is just what you need for a variety of bachelorette parties. Maybe you’ll be floating on an inflatable unicorn. Maybe you’ll be toasting to the future over a long patio brunch. Maybe you’ll wear these sunglasses at night. It’s your pre-nuptial celebration, you do you! All we know is these glasses are sure to make every bride-to-be snapshot extra Instagram worthy!Product DetailsThese rose-colored glasses have lovely clear frames with rhinestone-like dots painted around the lenses. It’s topped with Bride to Be and a diamond for a fun, over the top finish that no one will miss!Fun in the SunHaving a beachside bachelorette? There’s nothing like sun-drenched memories that’ll bond you and your friends closer together than ever. So that even after you do down the aisle and the last piece of buttercream frosted cake has been eaten, you can still be sure this party is one they won’t forget!

Glasses
Material: Plastic
Item: SM22930

Price: $7.99


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Deadpool Sunglasses

Complete your look with these Deadpool character sunglasses.

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Life is never boring when you’re Deadpool. Sometimes he’s saving humanity and sometimes he’s fighting the Presidents of the United States—the zombie version of the historical figures, not the 90’s alternative band. (Deadpool has never fought alternative rock bands as far as we know). Wouldn’t it be great if you could be the Marvel comic book character for a day or two without having to go through some kind of weird Weapon X experiment? Well, now you can do just that, all while protecting your eyes from harmful UV rays!These Deadpool Sunglasses are shaped like the superhero’s head, so you can slip them on to look like Wade Wilson in an instant! They have 100% UV protection AND some cool tinted lenses, making for the ultimate superhero combo when selecting your eye gear! Of course, they don’t grant you a snazzy healing factor and they won’t improve your chances with Siren at all, but they will have you looking super-cool no matter where you are!

Glasses
Material: Plastic
Item: HWSG2477

Price: $9.99


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Cat ‘Stache Glasses

No Kitty! Bad Kitty! Everyone will think you’re the mischievous cat who is causing all kinds of trouble with these Cat ‘Stache Glasses!

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Have you got the fever? Cat ‘stache fever that is! Those little whiskers are a fantastic combination of useful and entirely adorable. Everybody wishes they had them even if they say they’re dog people. Sure they can make good pets but everybody wants to have a little kitty button nose. Then if those don’t drive you over to our side of the argument, there are always those little ears that finish anybody else off. We know we’d love to have their super hearing and super adorability levels (yes that’s a real scientific scale.) anytime we wanted. Too bad science hasn’t gotten quite that far yet. Until then you can scratch that itch with these sweet glasses. They’re an all in one set that give you the three most desirable physical features of a cat with a single accessory! Now all you’ll need to do is practice your purring and get someone to open the door for you to take half an hour to decide whether or not you actually want to go outside in the first place.

Glasses
Material: Plastic
Item: HWSG1286

Price: $6.99


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