If you’re a true underdog then you’d appreciate this Plus Size Dodgeball Jersey Costume. Available in 2X and 3X.
Quick, what are the Five D’s of dodgeball? Too slow, you’re already hit! If you think we’re being over-dramatic, then maybe you need to wear a real team uniform around to help get you in the ball dodging mood. Try this Plus Size Dodgeball Jersey Costume on for size, and you’ll feel just like one of the winners from the hit comedy Dodgeball!Dodge! Duck! Dip! Dive! Dodge!! Those are the Five D’s of being a master dodgeballer that you failed earlier to recite before you got you and your entire team wiped out. The great trainer Patches O’Houlihan came up with those five tips, and we aren’t going to explain why “Dodge” is in there twice, as it should go without saying. Patches trained a legendary team, the Average Joe’s, using only these five essential guidelines, and a sack full of pipe wrenches to throw at them. When they started off, they were a ragtag group of amateurs, but when he had finished with them, they were whipped into a ragtag group of lean, mean, dodging machines! They wore their famous yellow and red uniforms with pride, and if you want to feel how they felt when they became champions, you should wear one, too.This sporty polyester costume still won’t make you a champion dodgeballer, but it’s a good place to start. It’s officially licensed, so it looks just like the uniforms in the film, and all you need to add is a pair of matching head and wristbands to complete the look. Get your own team of friends in this costume together so you can train for victory on the dodgeball court. And you’d also better memorize those Five D’s!
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This Adult Dodgeball Jersey Costume lets you start your own team from the movie!
You know how the old saying goes: “If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a BALL!” Obviously, it takes a bit more to become a master dodgeball player than that, but that sums up the basic concept of the game. Another important step to becoming a master is wearing this swanky Dodgeball Jersey Costume while you practice, and you’ll look just like a member of the team from the hit comedy Dodgeball!So, why do you want to become the best dodgeball player in the world? If it’s for fame and fortune, you’re out of luck, because there isn’t much of either of those in this brutal sport (most championship players even have to pay for their own hotel rooms, resulting in a lot of bed sharing). Are you hoping to push your limits to the max, and possibly even gain some kind of kung-fu level reflexes and inner peace? Well, the viciousness of a dodgeball arena makes a kung-fu battle look like a tea party! The only way you’ll ever make it into the history books is to wear this uniform, and to have an unquenchable thirst to win. Only then will you be ready to follow Patches O’Houlihan’s wise teachings and crush your opponents!This uniform may seem like a simple pair of gym shorts and a sporty shirt, but that’s what made the “Average Joe’s” dodgeball team so great. Their outfits didn’t distract them from playing, so they were completely focused on winning. Get your friends together and suit up in this costume and some matching head and wristbands, and win the dodgeball championship as a team! And since there’s no money in this lifestyle, we’d recommend picking friends you’re okay carpooling and sharing a room with.
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