Jumbo Cave Bone

Transform into a hilarious prehistoric caveman with this novelty Jumbo Cave Bone. Use it to bash, smash and hit your prey. Once they’re dead, drag them into your cave and let the feast begin!

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The prehistoric bone club was only wielded by the mightiest of Neanderthals; the ones who were strong enough to hunt a menacing dinosaur with a sturdy bone structure. If you’re planning on being king of the cave and have your leopard tunic already, adding the mighty bone club to your ensemble is a must. During the dawn of man only the strong survived, and the famed dinosaur club was sure to assert your dominance. Plus, the bone is picked clean. An appetite like that can only come from someone who’s worked for it! But know, that great power comes with great responsibility. So, what exactly is this bone from? It kind of looks like a shin bone from a poorly drawn Apatosaurus. Or maybe a femur from an oddly-shaped sabre tooth tiger? Not sure. Wherever you want to pretend you found it, works for us.

Caveman Costumes
Material:
Item: FO25140

Price: $5.99


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Plus Sized Caveman Costume

You’ll love wearing this Plus Sized Caveman Costume for Halloween! Available in 2X.

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Neanderthals might not have had modern technology like cell phones, Facebook, or Skype to let people know what was up, but when it came time to get down, word still got around. Because there ain’t no party like a cave party! Show off your prehistoric prowess with this exclusive Caveman costume. You can throw a bash in your home cave, or have a great time at your neighbors. But just remember, it’s usually considered good form to bring a whole carcass as a gift to your host. You’re the one who’s going to be drinking all of his Mammoth juice, after all!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: FUN6056PL

Price: $54.99


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Adult Caveman Costume

You’ll love this Adult Caveman Costume. It lets you look like a prehistoric human, hunting woolly mammoths.

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Men yearn for a simpler time, when things like bills and expensive shaving products didn’t exist. Why do you think people create “man caves”? It’s an attempt to go back to the time when man just needed a comfy spot and some snacks to be happy. This Adult Caveman Costume takes that concept to the next step. It recreates the look of a classic hunter and gatherer type, who had no idea what bathing was. Finally, you’ll have a reason to let that beard grow. Finally, you’ll have a reason to hunt woolly mammoths with a spear! Finally, you’ll have a reason to eat without using a fork! This costume is the first step to that wondrous lifestyle.

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: FUN6056AD

Price: $49.99


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Plus Size Cavewoman Costume

Let your prehistoric wild child out with this Plus Size Cavewoman Costume dress. Available in 1X and 2X.

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Are you ready to hunt some Dinosaurs? How about taking a joy ride on a Mastodon? “Science” is always trying to tell us that cavepeople and dinos didn’t live in the same period, but we think those white-coated folks are just trying to be party poopers. It’s much more fun to picture our great, great, great, etc grandmas riding a velociraptor or wrangling a stegosaurus. If you like this image and would like to recreate it, maybe it’s time for you to grab this classic plus size Cavewoman costume.There are a few things to do before donning this wild look. First, you need to come up with your cavewoman name. Naming your prehistoric persona might seem simple but don’t be misled. It’s so simple that it’s actually tricky. You could name yourself after a rock, add a “Z” or “G” to a regular name like Zarag instead of Sarah, or you could look up old Far Side cartoons and borrow some names from Gary Larson, he’s the king of naming Cave Person characters, after all. Next, all you have to do is arm yourself with a club and get ready for the hunt. Roasted Brontesaurus anyone? Hey, even if those scientists were right and you’re stuck with woolly mammoths and saber tooth tigers to battle, you’ll enjoy this prehistoric look! The dress has both faux fur and leopard print and zips down the back for a comfortable fit. You’ll also get the belt and faux leather gauntlets. We think you’ll look pretty good zooming around on that Pterodactyl!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: FUN6055PL

Price: $49.99


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2019-05-17 07:22:45.143

Cavewoman Costume

Unleash your prehistoric wild child with this Cavewoman Costume dress.

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Remember when the world wasn’t quite so patriarchal? There was a time when women had just as much of an opportunity to command the world as the men did. We were all on equal footing. We all put food on the table. We all cooked it. We all did our equal part and got our equal reward. And, if we didn’t? Well, we got kicked right out of the cave and had to survive the horrific night on our own, hiding from saber-tooth tigers and the other warring tribes of Homo Habilis.Well, yes, that equality didn’t last much longer than the ancient BC period. After that, we had a few people stand up and claim that since some of the guys could lift more, clearly they were the natural leaders and that meant the ladies needed to stay in the back of the cave, skinning the super mammals and rending the meat until it was chewable. But, it didn’t need to go that way. The ladies could have just as easily claimed the prize at the top of the hill.So, let’s go back to that time and make a few changes to set things right! You can do so with this Cavewoman costume. This zipper-down dress has brown faux fur on the front and leopard print on the back to remind your fellow hunters precisely who did both the killing of the animal and the killing on the fashion floor. The belt and gauntlets tie with leather straps. All you need now is a good solid club to whack any stupid ideas of male supremacy right back to the stone ages.

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: FUN6055AD

Price: $44.99


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2019-07-07 14:13:32.077

Brown Caveman Club

A caveman’s life is all about hitting things on the head with a big stick, which is why this brown caveman club is pretty much an essential for any prehistoric man.

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I cave man. I whack. See Club? said the caveman. He always found his trusty club handy. He whacked dinosaurs on the head. Sometimes he would give a good ol’ whack to a wholly mammoth. Other times, he would just show off his whacking skills by swinging around the club. By doing this prehistoric men played a game sort of like baseball. But, they didn’t have balls, so first they tried to use bird’s eggs instead. That got pretty messy and then they thought to use rocks. Thankfully baseball has come a long way. Those prehistoric men had some fun, and modern man made their tools even more useful. You can be like the caveman with the Brown Caveman Club. The club is a prefect accessory for your costume, and it’s made out of plastic for gentle whacking of things.

Caveman Costumes
Material: Plastic
Item: CH80096V

Price: $8.99


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Adult Wild Caveman Wig

Get that “just’ stepped out of the cave” look when you add this Adult Wild Caveman Wig to your prehistoric costume!

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Rules for Prehistoric Hair Care: 1) Never cut your hair. 2) Never comb your hair. 3) Wash your hair only when you can’t help getting completely wet. The problem with that is that you don’t live in prehistoric times–you live in the 21st century, and personal hygiene is considered a bit more important now. So if you want that authentic caveman look minus the greasy, smelly hair, get this Adult Wild Caveman Wig. You’ll look just like you’ve faithfully followed those prehistoric instructions. And then you can take it off and go to work or to class the next day without having to schedule an appointment with your barber!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Acrylic
Item: CA70323

Price: $16.99


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Deluxe Caveman Neighbor Wig

When you want to become the sweetest guy in the stone age look no further than our Deluxe Caveman Neighbor Wig! An exclusive.

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If you’re painting your caveOr inventing fireYou want that blonde hairWhich all cavemen admireWhether gathering by dayOr hunting by nightEveryone lovesA well-coiffed troglodyte-Prehistoric caveman poemWe have studied every fossil and ancient cave painting we could find in order to bring the most accurate replica of the typical caveman hairdo directly to you. It turns out that cavemen most commonly had neatly parted, tidily styled, bright blonde hair. Who knew?If you’re going primal this year then you can’t do without our Deluxe Caveman Neighbor Wig. It is made from durable synthetic hair. We tried to get the real thing, but last year all of our interns got badly clubbed when we made them shave actual cavemen. This comfortable wig fits comfortably thanks to its secure mesh cap.

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyblend
Item: FUN0079BD

Price: $14.99


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2019-05-17 07:22:45.143

Bone Through Nose

Now you can become a true Neanderthal with this Bone Through Nose accessory. This is perfect to pair with any kind of caveman costume!

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Our prehistoric cave dwelling brethren were pretty primitive when it came to fashion. It really wasn’t due to lack of taste though, they just didn’t have that much to work with. The most exotic material an average caveman could probably hope for was a skunk pelt. As far as jewelry and ornaments were concerned, mining was still many millennia away so there were pretty much just shells and bones and maybe some pretty rocks to work with. There’s only so much you can do with bones and rocks before it gets stale, so they had to improvise to stay ahead of the trends. If you want to pay homage to the greatest Neanderthal styles when you put together your caveman costume, this Bone Through Nose prop is a fashion essential! Fortunately, this accessory is plastic instead of real bone, so it’s not nearly as gross. And since it secures to your nose with a flexible hook rather than being jammed through your bridge, it can quickly be removed or reattached, depending on if nose-bones are in this season or not!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Plastic
Item: FO25075

Price: $3.99


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Prehistoric Brown Princess Wig

Even prehistoric women cared how their hair looked–so be sure you’ll never have a bad hair day when you wear this Prehistoric Brown Princess Wig!

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A while back our designers stepped into the company time machine to see what the social elites were wearing in the Neolithic period. Many dangers were faced and lessons were learned. Our lead designer was almost trampled by a mammoth before making a lasso, jumping on it’s back, and riding into the sunset. We actually never heard from her again. We aren’t too worried though, scientists recently uncovered a cave painting with a remarkable resemblance. After months of traveling the land and seeking the most fashionable Neanderthals, our design team were introduced to the Oggs. The Oggs were a well respected family. They had the nicest cave around, with a great view of the tar pits. The Oggs daughter, Ona Ogg, who had the most fashion forward sense of style the designers had ever encountered in both prehistoric and modern era. She rocked a haute couture sabretooth skin dress. She completed the outfit with a daring claw and tooth necklace. She was all together fashionable, but her hair is what the designers come back raving about. It was neatly coiffed with a small dinosaur bone acting as a prehistoric tiara. It was a simple, yet elegant arrangement. We knew we had our look, our journey had been worth it. All but one of our designers have returned. After much research, trial, and error we have finally re-created Ona Ogg’s foxy hairdo. Although we could not find a reliable source for dinosaur bones we have molded a realistic copy with modern plastic, so it looks just like Ona’s revolutionary style. We are so proud to present the Prehistoric Princess wig so you, our dear customer, can look like a prehistoric prima donna in no time!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Faux Hair
Item: FO66276

Price: $14.99


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