Deluxe Caveman Neighbor Wig

When you want to become the sweetest guy in the stone age look no further than our Deluxe Caveman Neighbor Wig! An exclusive.

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If you’re painting your caveOr inventing fireYou want that blonde hairWhich all cavemen admireWhether gathering by dayOr hunting by nightEveryone lovesA well-coiffed troglodyte-Prehistoric caveman poemWe have studied every fossil and ancient cave painting we could find in order to bring the most accurate replica of the typical caveman hairdo directly to you. It turns out that cavemen most commonly had neatly parted, tidily styled, bright blonde hair. Who knew?If you’re going primal this year then you can’t do without our Deluxe Caveman Neighbor Wig. It is made from durable synthetic hair. We tried to get the real thing, but last year all of our interns got badly clubbed when we made them shave actual cavemen. This comfortable wig fits comfortably thanks to its secure mesh cap.

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyblend
Item: FUN0079BD

Price: $14.99


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Bone Through Nose

Now you can become a true Neanderthal with this Bone Through Nose accessory. This is perfect to pair with any kind of caveman costume!

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Our prehistoric cave dwelling brethren were pretty primitive when it came to fashion. It really wasn’t due to lack of taste though, they just didn’t have that much to work with. The most exotic material an average caveman could probably hope for was a skunk pelt. As far as jewelry and ornaments were concerned, mining was still many millennia away so there were pretty much just shells and bones and maybe some pretty rocks to work with. There’s only so much you can do with bones and rocks before it gets stale, so they had to improvise to stay ahead of the trends. If you want to pay homage to the greatest Neanderthal styles when you put together your caveman costume, this Bone Through Nose prop is a fashion essential! Fortunately, this accessory is plastic instead of real bone, so it’s not nearly as gross. And since it secures to your nose with a flexible hook rather than being jammed through your bridge, it can quickly be removed or reattached, depending on if nose-bones are in this season or not!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Plastic
Item: FO25075

Price: $3.99


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Prehistoric Brown Princess Wig

Even prehistoric women cared how their hair looked–so be sure you’ll never have a bad hair day when you wear this Prehistoric Brown Princess Wig!

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A while back our designers stepped into the company time machine to see what the social elites were wearing in the Neolithic period. Many dangers were faced and lessons were learned. Our lead designer was almost trampled by a mammoth before making a lasso, jumping on it’s back, and riding into the sunset. We actually never heard from her again. We aren’t too worried though, scientists recently uncovered a cave painting with a remarkable resemblance. After months of traveling the land and seeking the most fashionable Neanderthals, our design team were introduced to the Oggs. The Oggs were a well respected family. They had the nicest cave around, with a great view of the tar pits. The Oggs daughter, Ona Ogg, who had the most fashion forward sense of style the designers had ever encountered in both prehistoric and modern era. She rocked a haute couture sabretooth skin dress. She completed the outfit with a daring claw and tooth necklace. She was all together fashionable, but her hair is what the designers come back raving about. It was neatly coiffed with a small dinosaur bone acting as a prehistoric tiara. It was a simple, yet elegant arrangement. We knew we had our look, our journey had been worth it. All but one of our designers have returned. After much research, trial, and error we have finally re-created Ona Ogg’s foxy hairdo. Although we could not find a reliable source for dinosaur bones we have molded a realistic copy with modern plastic, so it looks just like Ona’s revolutionary style. We are so proud to present the Prehistoric Princess wig so you, our dear customer, can look like a prehistoric prima donna in no time!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Faux Hair
Item: FO66276

Price: $14.99


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Bone Earrings

What’s better than a rock…BONE! Add a pair of Bone Earrings to your prehistoric costume for a look that screams BLING!

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No bones about it, diamonds are about to be replaced by, you guessed it, bones, bones, and more bones! Add some prehistoric bling bling to your costume with a pair of these Bone Earrings. These earrings are the perfect way to spice up any prehistoric costume. Since these earrings are clip ons, you don’t have to have your ears pierced. They say no pain no gain, but that is simply not true. With these stone age earrings, it is all gain and zero pain! Whether you want to be a caveman or cavewoman, this is the accessory for you. They can be paired with other bone accessories, such as a bone necklace, bone bracelet, and even a jumbo cave bone weapon. Wear your earrings with as much confidence as the woolly mammoths who walked around this earth with had!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Plastic
Item: RU1469

Price: $3.99


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2019-07-07 14:13:32.077

Mens Caveman Feet

Walk into the stone age with a pair of Mens Caveman Feet. These plush slippers are exactly what you need to impress your Bedrock beauty! Slip on a pair of prehistoric footwear!

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TIME TO SEE THOSE TOESIf you’re like most, when you get home after a long day (at the office, field, or quarry), the first thing you do is rip those danged shoes off and sigh in the blissful anguish of releasing your feet into the world.  But, what’s next after recovering!? You want to stay barefoot but what about the chill of linoleum or the flat stone of your earthen home?  What about making a mark on your social circles?  What about that nasty question of whether you can even see your toes?FUN DETAILSWell, we’ve got the perfect solution to all those uncertainties with these wondrous Men’s Cavemen Feet!  These flesh-colored slippers provide the best of both worlds of comfort and perfectly defined toenails.  Perhaps you won’t be wiggling them so much as admiring!BEDROCK BEAUTIESIt’s tough enough wandering around town with all the residents of your community giving you the stink eye because of your bared feet.  But, who can tolerate the types of shoes that you’re so often expected to adhere to?  Talk about lack of comfort!  Talk about lack of human dignity!  Take one look at these shining tootsies and you’ll swear off “real shoes” until the next era.  

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyblend
Item: FUN0132AD

Price: $24.99


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2019-06-27 09:41:50.750

Men’s Tarzan Costume

Get this Men’s Tarzan Costume and a Jane costume for a classic couples costume. It’s also a great caveman costume idea!

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You’ve always had a “wild” side, and suspect you may have been at least partially raised by a pack of benevolent apes. You enjoy long walks in the jungle (and by “walks,” we mean swinging from vine to vine and hunting ferocious, predatory beasts), and use monosyllabic pickup lines. You know, like “Me (your name), You (her name).” And that’s totally cool. We respect that. It works. But have you ever felt like you couldn’t really let that wild side out? That you couldn’t truly be yourself? Well, for at least one night (Halloween might work), be who you are at last… in this awesome Men’s Tarzan Costume!You are Tarzan, king of the jungle, John Clayton III, Lord of Greystoke, in this neck-to-toe jumpsuit. It includes a padded chest that’ll let you achieve Tarzan’s muscular look without having to go the jungle gym every single day (sorry, we couldn’t resist). The suit also comes with arm and leg ties, and of course, Tarzan’s signature leopard-print loincloth. But in this full body suit, you can bring out your inner Tarzan… without having to worry about breaking decency laws. And plus, what if it gets cold on Halloween? This killer costume’s got you covered. Literally.There’s an added bonus if you and Jane have a little one to bring along. The Men’s Tarzan Costume is also available for toddlers, so order one for you and the baby for that big night out in the jungle. Just don’t forget a Tarzan wig, and you’re good to go!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: RU880139

Price: $49.99


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Tarzan Adult Costume

This Tarzan Adult Costume will make a statement at your next Halloween or costume party! Pair it up with one of our Jane costumes for a really classic couples costume idea!

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Alright, guys, finally a chance to show off those muscles! You worked out all Spring to get ready for beach season, kept it up through the summer while spending as much time as possible with your shirt off, but now the weather is getting colder and it’s starting to look weird when you show up to an event and you “forgot” your shirt, “again.” People are getting creeped out, and with good reason, because that’s just weird. But you still want someone to admire your burly biceps and powerful pecks. Suns out, guns out? Yeah right! More like… sun’s… hidden, guns… out? Okay we didn’t think that one through but you get what we’re saying. It’s time to show off those guns! “But how?” you’re thinking, “you just said it was getting weird how I conveniently spill something on my shirt and have to take it off in front of people.” Yes! That is still super weird. Stop doing that. Besides, you’re ruining all your shirts. There’s another way!How? Well turn yourself into the king of the jungle, dude! Tarzan! Swinging from trees, play-fighting with jaguars, eating nothing but bananas, Tarzan was basically the original crossfit. Constantly climbing up and down trees really works your core, bro. And after all of your crossfit, you can be the king of the jungle too. No vine-swinging or panther-wrestling required. Let those muscles ripple with anticipation and strap on this leopard printed tunic and show everyone what happens when you let the Tarzan out of the jungle!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: RU880113

Price: $39.99


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Cave Dweller Costume

Want to be first to invent fire and the wheel? Some caveman beat you to the punch, but this Cave Dweller Costume will make you look like the guy who did!

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In ancient times, long before history began, even before the idea of the present was fully figured out, mankind traveled the world and hunted massive mammals for their delicious meats. But, really, they spent the most of their time hiding in caves after only barely discovering how to make fire. ‘Cause, way back then, it was pretty scary to go outside and do anything. Sabretooth tigers, mammoths, and all sorts of other creatures made for pretty spooky neighbors, and that isn’t even including the other cavefolk who might want to come in and snatch your mammoth steak!But, when they were able to finally settle down, they eventually came to realize that running around in muddy strips of leather was hardly the best way to look and it certainly wasn’t going to win anyone any hot caveladies. (And, with fire so recently discovered, hot was definitely the temperature they were aiming for!) When ya gotta compete with that tiger-rider next door, the only way you can do so is by wearing your victories as a trophy. And, whether you did the hunting yourself or not, we’ve got the ticket for you!Hop into this stellar Cave Dweller costume. This one piece tunic has tattered edges as would be expected in a time without fine sewing, but the faux fur leopard print will scream just how effective a hunter you are! The attached sash has long faux fur fibers from yet another beast of your successful conquering and the vinyl belt secures with Velcro… an invention that not even we knew came from that long ago! In no time, you’ll be bringing in all the attention and that tiger-riding caveboy next ‘door’ will be left weeping into his mammoth pillow.

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: UN29323

Price: $39.99


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2019-07-07 14:13:32.077

Toddler Cavegirl Costume

Your Toddler can go back in time with this faux fur and animal print Cavegirl Costume dress.

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It might seem easier to live in a cave. You’d never have to go to work. Your daughter would never complain about going to daycare(because there wouldn’t be one). Never again would you have to pay a cent in taxes.But, you can see the pitfalls in that. No TV. No internet. No pizza, or french fries. No clean clothes. No education. Your sweet little darling has trouble seeing the downs that would come with living in a cave for her whole life. Insisting that she could live without modern technology. She would hunt, and gather her food. Live off the land. Ok, so she probably wouldn’t say that, but she would be thinking it.She has actually become quite obsessed with the idea of being a cavegirl. She walks around the house on her knuckles (until it starts to hurt), she refuses to let you comb her hair, and she tries to get away with eating without silverware. And because you refuse to let her wear leather skins to daycare, she has already started to ask if she can be a cave girl for Halloween. And, she can with this Toddler Cavegirl Costume. She can wear this faux fur dress with a jagged hemline, faux leather belt and gauntlets, and channel her inner prehistoric self. She will be able to grunt basic words (like “trick or treat”), walk around bare foot (in the house at least), and call home her cave. Sure she’ll be amazed when you sit her down for a dinner of vegetables, chicken, and a glass of milk. But, she will be so hungry from her day of being a cavegirl that she won’t even have time to grunt a response. You’ll have to break it to her that she will still have to go to daycare though.

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: FUN6055TD

Price: $29.99


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Child Cavegirl Costume

Your Child can show her wild side with this faux fur and animal print Cavegirl dress Costume.

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Is your little one ready to run around with the dinosaurs? Well, you may not think so but that’s just because you haven’t seen her in this amazing Child Cavegirl Costume! We made this fun costume ourselves and we know that your little girl will be more than ready for a prehistoric adventure.Will your little one spend her time riding on the back of bucking triceratops or hunting down mighty t-rexes? Will she fly above the clouds with a pet pterodactyl or will she tame a dakosaurus and explore the depths of the sea? Who knows? The adventure will be hers to choose but first, she has to look like she can survive in a primitive era. The cavemen somehow made it living among these mighty beasts and when your little one tosses on this Cavegirl Costume, she will look fully prepared for a blast to the past! You’ll want to make sure to equip her with the proper weaponry. Things can get tough in the primeval time period so you need to make sure she has a trusty club by her side at all times. You can look through our fine collection of wooden club props and we just know you’ll find one with the perfect amount of oomph behind it for your cave-cutie!Once you have this outfit all set to go with the perfect accessories, your girl will be ready for a Halloween celebration that will be worthy of walls and walls of cave-art. She will surely tell the tale of this historical Halloween for years and years to come!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: FUN6055CH

Price: $29.99


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