Women’s Cave Girl Costume

This Women’s Cave Girl Costume could have been a prehistoric version of a “little black dress.”

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While everyone searches endlessly for the most shared memes, the most relevant pop culture, and the most timely politics to inspire their costumes this year, wouldn’t you rather prop your feet up on a nice, big stone and enjoy the simpler things in life? Like attire made from the coats of wild jungle cats. And fire-roasted squirrel. And we mustn’t overlook the dry safety of a hole in the wall….No? Well, even if that’s not your thing, we’ve got the perfect costume if you aim to let some other primal instincts loose this Halloween. Even if squirrel stew somehow doesn’t pique your interest, consider the hilarity that could ensue if you made “sorry, it’s just my instincts” your sole excuse for all your wild behavior. You ate all the deviled eggs? “Not sorry, I haven’t eaten in four moons.” You got caught dancing on the host’s dining room table? “Sorry, but it’s a ritualistic, instinctual thing you modern bipeds wouldn’t understand.” You are being interrogated over the scent of snacks emanating from your purse and coat pockets? “While you all are hunting each other, someone around here has to be the gatherer.” This one-shoulder sheath mini-dress will make a perfect costume for exploring any of the above possibilities—or for forgetting about the complexities of modernity and dancing like the animal you are. We approve wholeheartedly of the aforementioned scenarios, but cannot promise that all your instinctual impulses will be necessarily “lawful.” Exercise caution—but not too much, you wild thing.

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: DR8910

Price: $19.99


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Bone Necklace

You’d be a bonehead not to pair this Bone Necklace with one of our many caveman or Flintstones costumes. It’s such an affordable accessory!

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If you’re a woman with—hmm, how should we put this—prehistoric taste in clothing and accessories—you would likely do well to consider lacing yourself in hardened calcium. As accessories usually are (lookin’ at you, chokers), retro is all the rage.This is finally your chance to make a statement. This is your chance to be a trendsetter. This is, perhaps, your first and last chance to eschew the flashy 90s windbreakers and understated 80s kicks in favor of something much more…classic. All we know is if older is better, this will land you a spot on a runway somewhere. Or maybe we’re wrong, and you just want to give your cavewoman some prehistoric bling this Halloween. Either way, don’t miss out on this hot new trend, or you might feel like a bonehead.

Caveman Costumes
Material:
Item: FO25062

Price: $4.99


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Adult Jane Costume

Become Tarzan’s female sidekick with this Adult Jane Costume. Add some cute shoes and a spear to complete the costume!

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Feeling a little wild this Halloween? Then this Adult Jane Costume is perfect. There are a few rules of the jungle that you need to know:Always holler when you’re swinging from tree branch to tree branch. It’s to make sure you don’t run into other forest swingers as you’re twenty feet up in the air. Always beware of anything colorful if it’s colorful then it’s probably dangerous. You don’t want to eat, touch, or kiss even the prettiest little frogs. They will not turn into princes that will take you back to civilization. And thirdly, have fun with it! You’re going to be out there with Tarzan for a while. Try to ignore the endless bug bites and forget about the niceties or your sophisticated past. You’ll get used to boar roasted over an open fire and the delicious fruits of the jungle soon enough. If you do find yourself suddenly back on a civil shore you might find yourself longing for the mysterious sounds and fresh breezes of the wild. So, make sure you enjoy every moment of it. You’ll feel like the queen of the jungle when you wear this on Halloween. But what makes being the queen of the jungle better than any other country in the world? That the royal outfit is far sexier than any other royal costume, it has to be for all that wild jungle action. It includes a one-shoulder crop top, an asymmetrical skirt, and leg sashes for a tough look. So join your king, Tarzan, in a fun couple’s look this holiday!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: RU880114

Price: $34.99


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Black Prehistoric Wig and Beard

Caveman no shave. Caveman like beard. You’ll have the perfect Caveman look (without the smell) with this Black Prehistoric Wig and Beard.

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Are you sure you wanna be a caveman? The winters are harsh, and most of the things you want to eat, can eat you. In a prehistoric winter climate, a full head of hair and a long, smelly beard might be your last line of defense against the elements, if you can’t find a buffalo pelt. In a world without thermostats or hot cocoa, you gotta be tough. In this case, it’s function over fashion, not that you could shower or shave anyway. This black prehistoric wig and beard combination can give you the best of both worlds, with the rugged Neanderthal look that can keep you toasty on lonely cave nights. Pair this with our other prehistoric accessories and venture out into the tundra. Don’t worry, if you get stuck in a block of ice we can always thaw ya’ later.

Caveman Costumes
Material:
Item: RU50822

Price: $9.99


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Cool Caveman Costume

Our Cool Caveman Costume goes well with any of our cave woman costumes for a prehistoric couples costume. Add a club, stone axe or spear.

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We think there may be a misconception about Ice Age life; people seem to assume that all the politics and drama of modern day didn’t exist just because there wasn’t a highly developed language….wrong! Our resident archaeologists have studied dozens of cave paintings and have concluded that, in fact, even in the time of dinosaurs, some folks had it, and some didn’t. Cave people had cliques, cave people had A-list celebs (and their version of the paparazzi), cave people had “who wore it best” sections of their cave drawings. So, when you dress up like an early hominid this Halloween, take a moment to think: do you want to be a caveman (yawn)? Or do you want to be a COOL caveman? There is a difference! The subtleties may escape the modern layperson, but you will show your inner elan when you wear this Cool Caveman Costume out on the town! This ensemble includes tunic, skirt, wrist cuffs, ankle wraps, belt and headband. But the difference is in the details, like the slouchiness of the ankle wraps, the tightness of the faux-leather belt (interestingly, faux-leather was the preferred fabric of cave celebs), and the specific arrangement of animal prints on the tunic that set it apart.Those other dudes may be real Neanderthals, but you can be THE MAN of the cave in this look! Finish it off with moccasins and a club, stone axe, or spear, then prepare for a flurry of flashbulbs and autograph requests.

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: CH02185V

Price: $64.99


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Child Cave Girl Cutie Costume

Let your little girl take a trip back to prehistoric times in this fun Child Cave Girl Cutie Costume. She’ll be set to hang out with dinosaurs and woolly mammoths while trick-or-treating!

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Prehistoric FashionistaWho says living in a cave means you don’t know anything about style?! In our experience, cave-dwelling fashionistas are actually a little ahead of the curve, since they can get their hands on pretty exotic furs and do some snazzy things with bones and claws and all that good stuff. Your little one will have a blast from the past (the extreme past) dressing up in this Cave Girl Cutie Costume for her prehistoric Halloween shenanigans!Being a Stone Age girl is far from easy, especially during woolly mammoth migration season, or when it’s time to trim your pet saber tooth tiger’s claws. And it’s not as if you can just hit a drive-thru whenever you’re craving a breakfast burrito. You totally have to sneak into a dinosaur nest and snag some eggs first, and that’s assuming you also have all the other ingredients and a fire to cook them on. To us, that alone almost makes being a cave girl sound terrible, but then we see chic Neolithic outfits like this woolly dress, and we’re back on board!Product DetailsThis cute costume comes with everything she needs to transform into a really cool cave kid. The leopard print dress features jagged hemlines to look she made it with her bare hands, and it looks awesome with the faux fur vest and matching boot tops. The bony hair bow tops off this wild, very vintage style, and will show everyone how cave kids know a thing or two about looking cool!Cave Girl CostumeBefore there was social media, texting, and long before there was Facetime, there was the stone age. Even though they couldn’t instantly connect with friends and know what’s happening around the world at any given moment, we think that the cave people knew a few things about fashion that we can still use to this day. This Cave Girl costume proves just that!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: DR9029

Price: $19.99


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Bone Earrings

What’s better than a rock…BONE! Add a pair of Bone Earrings to your prehistoric costume for a look that screams BLING!

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No bones about it, diamonds are about to be replaced by, you guessed it, bones, bones, and more bones! Add some prehistoric bling bling to your costume with a pair of these Bone Earrings. These earrings are the perfect way to spice up any prehistoric costume. Since these earrings are clip ons, you don’t have to have your ears pierced. They say no pain no gain, but that is simply not true. With these stone age earrings, it is all gain and zero pain! Whether you want to be a caveman or cavewoman, this is the accessory for you. They can be paired with other bone accessories, such as a bone necklace, bone bracelet, and even a jumbo cave bone weapon. Wear your earrings with as much confidence as the woolly mammoths who walked around this earth with had!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Plastic
Item: RU1469

Price: $3.99


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Mens Caveman Feet

Walk into the stone age with a pair of Mens Caveman Feet. These plush slippers are exactly what you need to impress your Bedrock beauty! Slip on a pair of prehistoric footwear!

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TIME TO SEE THOSE TOESIf you’re like most, when you get home after a long day (at the office, field, or quarry), the first thing you do is rip those danged shoes off and sigh in the blissful anguish of releasing your feet into the world.  But, what’s next after recovering!? You want to stay barefoot but what about the chill of linoleum or the flat stone of your earthen home?  What about making a mark on your social circles?  What about that nasty question of whether you can even see your toes?FUN DETAILSWell, we’ve got the perfect solution to all those uncertainties with these wondrous Men’s Cavemen Feet!  These flesh-colored slippers provide the best of both worlds of comfort and perfectly defined toenails.  Perhaps you won’t be wiggling them so much as admiring!BEDROCK BEAUTIESIt’s tough enough wandering around town with all the residents of your community giving you the stink eye because of your bared feet.  But, who can tolerate the types of shoes that you’re so often expected to adhere to?  Talk about lack of comfort!  Talk about lack of human dignity!  Take one look at these shining tootsies and you’ll swear off “real shoes” until the next era.  

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyblend
Item: FUN0132AD

Price: $24.99


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Men’s Tarzan Costume

Get this Men’s Tarzan Costume and a Jane costume for a classic couples costume. It’s also a great caveman costume idea!

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You’ve always had a “wild” side, and suspect you may have been at least partially raised by a pack of benevolent apes. You enjoy long walks in the jungle (and by “walks,” we mean swinging from vine to vine and hunting ferocious, predatory beasts), and use monosyllabic pickup lines. You know, like “Me (your name), You (her name).” And that’s totally cool. We respect that. It works. But have you ever felt like you couldn’t really let that wild side out? That you couldn’t truly be yourself? Well, for at least one night (Halloween might work), be who you are at last… in this awesome Men’s Tarzan Costume!You are Tarzan, king of the jungle, John Clayton III, Lord of Greystoke, in this neck-to-toe jumpsuit. It includes a padded chest that’ll let you achieve Tarzan’s muscular look without having to go the jungle gym every single day (sorry, we couldn’t resist). The suit also comes with arm and leg ties, and of course, Tarzan’s signature leopard-print loincloth. But in this full body suit, you can bring out your inner Tarzan… without having to worry about breaking decency laws. And plus, what if it gets cold on Halloween? This killer costume’s got you covered. Literally.There’s an added bonus if you and Jane have a little one to bring along. The Men’s Tarzan Costume is also available for toddlers, so order one for you and the baby for that big night out in the jungle. Just don’t forget a Tarzan wig, and you’re good to go!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: RU880139

Price: $49.99


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Tarzan Adult Costume

This Tarzan Adult Costume will make a statement at your next Halloween or costume party! Pair it up with one of our Jane costumes for a really classic couples costume idea!

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Alright, guys, finally a chance to show off those muscles! You worked out all Spring to get ready for beach season, kept it up through the summer while spending as much time as possible with your shirt off, but now the weather is getting colder and it’s starting to look weird when you show up to an event and you “forgot” your shirt, “again.” People are getting creeped out, and with good reason, because that’s just weird. But you still want someone to admire your burly biceps and powerful pecks. Suns out, guns out? Yeah right! More like… sun’s… hidden, guns… out? Okay we didn’t think that one through but you get what we’re saying. It’s time to show off those guns! “But how?” you’re thinking, “you just said it was getting weird how I conveniently spill something on my shirt and have to take it off in front of people.” Yes! That is still super weird. Stop doing that. Besides, you’re ruining all your shirts. There’s another way!How? Well turn yourself into the king of the jungle, dude! Tarzan! Swinging from trees, play-fighting with jaguars, eating nothing but bananas, Tarzan was basically the original crossfit. Constantly climbing up and down trees really works your core, bro. And after all of your crossfit, you can be the king of the jungle too. No vine-swinging or panther-wrestling required. Let those muscles ripple with anticipation and strap on this leopard printed tunic and show everyone what happens when you let the Tarzan out of the jungle!

Caveman Costumes
Material: Polyester
Item: RU880113

Price: $39.99


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