When scurvy takes your teeth, be sure to wear this Pirate Gold Tooth. Not only will it make you look tougher, it will match your pirate costume. Your teeth will bling bling!
X always marks the spot. In your case, no one will think your buried treasure is resting on your teeth. Smart move Mister Pirate Man. And don’t forget you can always create a reputation as the most fearsome pirate on the seven seas with this Pirate Gold Tooth. That’s right! No need to make that appointment with the busiest dentist in Tortuga, you can just get your own gold tooth right here! It attaches to your real tooth, and it even sports a skull and crossbones on it. Because when a pirate smiles the world should smile with them. Wait, did we say smile? We meant cower in fear. Either way, this gold tooth will look amazing with your pirate costume, matey.
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You’ll be a bucket full of laughs once you’ve added this Giant Squirting Sunflower to your clown costume. We’re sure no one will be angry that you’re spraying water in their face but we can’t guarantee that. Your best bet, squirt then run!
One good laugh deserves another! After you’ve delighted your audience with your side splitting humor, bring out the pièce de résistance this Giant Squirting Sunflower. Trust us you’re not a clown until you’ve squirting someone in the face and that’s a fact.
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Take a step into the 40s with this Gold Zoot Suit Chain. It’s the perfect companion to many of the suits we have in stock. Stay classy, you dig?
We know how it goes. You’re out on the town, dressed to the nines in your fanciest zoot suit with its reat pleat and drape shape, looking for a decent watering hole to hang out at, where the music is swingin’ and the conversations are swanky. We’re hip to the jive. (at least, we were the last time we checked…)You can bring all kinds of accessories to make an impression, from a stylish cane to a wide brimmed fedora with a feather stuck in it, or even some extra big shoulder pads to show everyone on the dance floor who’s boss. But the one thing you can’t leave home without is this classy Gold Zoot Suit Chain, daddy-o! It’ll make your fancy threads look glitzier than ever, and has clasps on both ends to attach to your trouser’s belt loops. No hepcat would get caught dead without one of these flashy numbers!
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So you’ve just been admitted into clown university? In celebration, treat yourself to this Metal Clown Horn. It’s the most affordable way to celebrate your triumph!
Planning on bringing the circus to town for Halloween this year? Perhaps you just want to clown around with some friends. Do you have high hopes of attending clown college? Well, before you can do any of that you need to make sure you have the perfect accessories for any circus clown. So, what does that all include? Hmmm. Well, if you ask us, every clown needs a bright red nose, a water-squirting flower, a colorful wig, and above all one of these amazing Metal Clown Horns!Put smiles on plenty of people’s faces when you give this bad boy a nice squeeze. HONK HONK HONK! You’ll be sure to catch plenty of people by surprise, and who doesn’t love a good surprise? Maybe this horn can serve as a distraction from an even bigger surprise, like a pie to the face! Classic! Grab your Metal Clown Horn today and let the clowning around begin.
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Your girl will love being Raggedy Ann when she wears this costume! Just make sure you find a Raggedy Andy!
She’s an imaginative one, your little lady! She is always playing dress up, always crafting new adventures, and always making up elaborate tales to accompany each and every one of her stuffed animals, toys, and of course, dolls! So, this year why not help her harness all that creative energy and share her gifts with the world by bringing her favorite friend to life? Right before her eyes, she’ll totally transform into a timeless kids’ favorite in this Raggedy Ann Classic Child Costume. She may not be as flashy as some of the other dolls out there these days; there aren’t stores dedicated to Ann where you can spend a million dollars on doll eye glasses, doll yoga mats, and doll hair salons. But maybe that is why everyone’s favorite rag doll has endured all these years. She’s a class act; simple, unfettered, requiring imagination and the love of a little one to come fully to life. Here’s what we suggest: read her one of the Raggedy Ann story books and then unveil her Halloween costume! Let her get all dressed up in the calico dress and apron (and of course, the red yarn wig!) and then keep reading while she acts out each page. By the time she’s ready to trick-or-treat, she’ll be well versed in all her favorite scenes!
Raggedy Ann Costumes
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Give her a bow and arrow and she’s deadly! This Women’s Plus Size Huntress Costume will make you a force to reckon with! Available in 2X and 3X.
In your daily life, you thrive on your urban homestead; you arise at dawn to roosters crowing, you harvest fresh eggs and then pick veggies from the garden, and you finish it all up by baking a loaf of bread all before your bestie has even checked her social media or poured her coffee. Make no mistake about it, you’re a gal who can survive with the fittest.It would seem practically apocalyptic, then, if you failed to provide a killer Halloween costume for yourself. But what getup could capture your self-sufficient style and strong warrior spirit? How can you adequately pay tribute to your fierce and fiery personality? As luck would have it, you’ve drawn this Women’s Plus Size Huntress Costume in the great game of internet searches, and coming across this ensemble feels almost as good as winning the lottery! You will undoubtedly embody the strength and sass of this garment’s character the moment you slip it on and you can finally rebel against the costume “blahs” and beat the competition at the contest.Your winning look comes from the confidence you feel in this elasticized tunic and its faux-suede accents. Of course, you’re a natural shot with a bow and arrow (that venison jerky is homemade!) so make sure to pick one up and sling it over your crushed-velvet cape before you head out for the evening. After all, we’re all counting on you to provide your can-do spirit for the party, not to mention your to-die-for snacks. We just can’t wait to see how your flock of hens responds to the eagle design on this costume when you wear it all around the compound for weeks following the festivities.
Hunger Games Costumes
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Whatever you do, even though you’re wearing our Crash Test Dummy Costume, please drive safely! Become one of the car manufacturer’s test facility characters with this exclusive costume.
You could learn a lot from a Dummy. Buckle your safety belt.Everyone drives like a dummy sometimes. Well maybe not everybody, but a lot of people do. However, even if you are a good driver, you can still get into a car accident. It might just be worth it to take some advice from a dummy about safety belts.You used to love Larry, and Vince. (Larry a little more, because Vince was always ready to quit.) It was so exciting whenever they were on the TV. Sure they were telling you to buckle up, but they were doing it in a cool way. By showing you what happens to dummies when they don’t wear their seat belts. They went flying through the windshield. Their arms, or legs becoming detached. Their car being demolished.This year you can bring Larry back. Dress up in this Crash Test Dummy Costume, and tell people about vehicle safety. Tell them about the dangers of not buckling up. Tell them all about what happens if you put small children in the front seat of a car. Remind them that airbags are pretty great, but you still need your safety belt on to be safe. So, throw on this costume, and watch some Crash Test Dummy commercials from the 80s, and 90s to brush up on your safety tips. Be warned though, you are not as easily repaired as Larry once was.
Funny Adult Costumes
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Be the one that some “bunny” loves in this Plus Size Exclusive Deluxe Sequin Hollywood Singer Costume! Available in 1X/2X and 3X/4X.
Do you love being on stage? Do you daydream about singing the classics with everyone’s eyes glued to your every movement? Maybe you can’t stop thinking about sharing the screen with Bogart, Bacall, and the Rat Pack? Well now you can do it in perfect Golden Age style with this eye-catching red sequined singer’s dress. Maybe you can sing a few tunes stretched across a Baby Grand Piano, or under the lone spotlight, softly whispering into one of those square old-fashioned microphones. With your red hair and sparkly dress, who knows who you can influence!This Plus Size Exclusive Deluxe Sequin Hollywood Singer Costume is designed to help you slink across the room, catching every gaze and dropping every jaw. You’ll be talked about for days – the way you walk, the way you hold your long cigarette holder, just like Rita Hayworth, or Marilyn Monroe herself. Your purple gloves extend up to your elbows just like a classic debutante, completing your stage-worthy presence. Who knows, in this outfit, you might even land your place on the big screen, walking confidently, with your hand on your hip, across the office floor of a private investigator, trying to find out who framed your husband in a recent crime?You have the world in the palm of your gloved hand in this costume that is designed to move comfortably with you through the night, and the thigh-high slit will make it so that your audience won’t forget your name, no matter what time you finish your set.
Jessica Rabbit Costumes
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This Briny Buccaneer Costume will be perfect if you’ve got a child whose always wanted to sail the seven seas for plunder!
When we found out about Briny’s School for piracy gifted children, we were scrambling to enroll our kids. A school that gives them both a solid education and the savvy to rule the high sea? That’s a worth a whole chest of gold for tuition! You might think that a school for high sea pirates wouldn’t teach applicable skills for today’s modern society but you’d be surprised. Just wait until you see the syllabuses for some of these seafaring classes! Briny’s School made their physics course more interesting than ever before with a hands-on course in cannonball launching. Young scalley wags enjoy. Earth science credits transfer easily to oceanography and no one ever forgets the lessons taught by a rogue wave! There are economic classes in looting and looting investments and of course, geography lessons in finding hidden booty from professors that previous classes have overthrown and made walk the plank. Hey, that’s how you graduate from Briney’s School. The professors don’t like it but that’s why they are paid the big booty!If you’re ready to sign your kiddo up for this university then you’ll have to suit them up right. This ensemble has striped red and black pants, a cool black top with an included vest and billowy sleeves with a fitted faux leather cuff. You’ll also get boot covers and a red and black headband. Get your little guy ready for the first day of school with this Briny Buccaneer Costume. His winning look will have him at the top of the class in no time!
Child Pirate Costumes
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Your girl will be ready to churn butter and do other old timey things when she wears this Girls Colonial Lady Costume.
Getting by in Colonial times was much tougher than it is today, but those settlers did what they had to do to make new lives for themselves. If you have a daughter who just can’t get enough American history, this Colonial Lady Costume is her chance to step into the role of a pioneer girl!A colonist’s day started long before the sun came up. These days, breakfast can be served up in just a couple of minutes, but back then you had to milk the cow, build fires to cook on, make bread dough from scratch, collect eggs, and the list goes on. And then, once everyone was fed and the dishes were done, it was time to start the real work! Baking, cleaning, sewing, helping to raise children, farming. We’re exhausted just thinking about it, and the hardest thing we’ve done today was wait five minutes for our morning latte! How they managed to get so much done while also dressing so classy amazes us.Your daughter will look ready to take on all of an 18th century day’s challenges in this modest and fun looking dress, complete with an attached ruffled apron that matches the collar and elastic cap. It’s a great look for reenacting daily life from that time period, in a play, pageant, or a festival. And luckily these days, she can have the appearance of a girl from colonial times, while still getting to sleep in once in a while!
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